Crappy thoughts again

CRap _-_ Ok folks, the need3head crew visited Old Changi hospital the night before, we took many interesting videos and photos..however REDEYE..being a dipshit messed up our greATEST moment when IR actually keponged(is that a word??) some folks..I'll leave that crap for the guys to put up when they upload the pics.

Anyway, got home and found a True singapore ghost stories vol 16 book . Decided to read it to continue the ghostly feelings. However, i am sad to say that there is no hope for locally written books anymore. What with stupid lame ass stories about a ghost dressed up in basketball jersey outfit bouncing some kid's dads head on top of their cars, the author's lame dipshit views of alien abduction and an 'actual' story about some lady whose husband got abducted by aliens while they were at pulau hantu..wow..SCARY~~
I've got an idea anyway. Apparently they are offering $2000 as a prize if you write in and your story gets published. I AM GONNA write in with some dumb ass story about a red tie i bought recently(really...it was for my friend's wedding) and i've been dreaming about being a hitman..inspired by the movie HITMAN. Won't be surprised if i actually read it there..so folks..watch out for it and be prepared to get scared.BOOOOOO~
If it gets published..pls do not bother with supporting locally written stories again. I am however still supportive of you guys who wanna write in and try for that $2000 prize..So remember to come up with your supposed "true" and "original" ghost stories...something like how a weird chick climbs out from your tv screen or your camera being able to take pics of ghosts and trap em inside.

P.S. i keep getting that that famous author who wrote the books is related to someone i know..someone who's brother shot down an MRT train..talk about true singapore cock stories!!!
i meant ghosts...onward with the LEGENDS!