How to piss people off.

Crap _-_ Occasionally, i'll be teaching u folks how to really piss people who annoy you off. We'll be starting with SISSY. Don't u just find it irritating when some sissy piece of crap talks to u? Well.. they say fight fire with fire, so the best way to get back at them is to be even more sissy. Try using your most girly voice, twirl your hair, flick ur hands and say shit like " OH MY GWAD, that bracelet is just fantastic, dun u think so too lil goose?"/"See how shiny my nails are? I just buffed em this morning, ain't it all cute" all this while you place ur hands on ur cheek in a most 'cute' way. Trust me it'll freak them out. If they'll still smiling and don;t seem affected at all, just tell them " HEY WAT THE F#@% is wrong with you, u piece of shit, f@!%$ng sissy!" nothing works better den a direct hostile remark sometimes.
There'll be a video on how to do this soon made by us ..so watch out for it.