Crappy thoughts again

CRap _-_ Ok folks, the need3head crew visited Old Changi hospital the night before, we took many interesting videos and photos..however REDEYE..being a dipshit messed up our greATEST moment when IR actually keponged(is that a word??) some folks..I'll leave that crap for the guys to put up when they upload the pics.

Anyway, got home and found a True singapore ghost stories vol 16 book . Decided to read it to continue the ghostly feelings. However, i am sad to say that there is no hope for locally written books anymore. What with stupid lame ass stories about a ghost dressed up in basketball jersey outfit bouncing some kid's dads head on top of their cars, the author's lame dipshit views of alien abduction and an 'actual' story about some lady whose husband got abducted by aliens while they were at pulau hantu..wow..SCARY~~
I've got an idea anyway. Apparently they are offering $2000 as a prize if you write in and your story gets published. I AM GONNA write in with some dumb ass story about a red tie i bought recently(really...it was for my friend's wedding) and i've been dreaming about being a hitman..inspired by the movie HITMAN. Won't be surprised if i actually read it there..so folks..watch out for it and be prepared to get scared.BOOOOOO~
If it gets published..pls do not bother with supporting locally written stories again. I am however still supportive of you guys who wanna write in and try for that $2000 prize..So remember to come up with your supposed "true" and "original" ghost stories...something like how a weird chick climbs out from your tv screen or your camera being able to take pics of ghosts and trap em inside.

P.S. i keep getting that that famous author who wrote the books is related to someone i know..someone who's brother shot down an MRT train..talk about true singapore cock stories!!!
i meant ghosts...onward with the LEGENDS!

Crappy thoughts

CRap_-_ Ok folks..been awhile since i actually wrote anything here. Well its been kinda slow recently without any stupid things to talk about. I would say the most interesting thing that happened was last night when i think i heard cats mating below my block..but hey, not gonna stoop to that level of crapping about 2 pussy cats making out. Gonna do worse..i;m gonna do a book review..
Have been reading some ghost stories lately by this singapore writer..NO it's not russell lee. Its this dude that has his book titles thats always 'something' Nightmares .example...pussycatsmating nightmares . publisher is VJ times..i'm guessing u folks who actually read local ghost story books would have some idea by now. Well, i have 1 word for this series of stories...SUCKDONKEYBALLS(it's actually 3 words but if u do not leave spaces in between they become 1 word). Its horrible..full of terrible grammar, spelling, ugly fonts and stories so frightening they scare my pet rock into not moving at all. Yes..it's terrible. I bet i had classmates in primary school who could write better. For those of you who don't believe wat i say..go read some of those books. If i could i would lift an entire passage from one of those short stories in it and post it here for u guys to read but that would be an infringement of copyright laws.
However, to every bad shit that comes about there's always a silver lining to it..and in this case, i have discovered that the stories in the book make u crap faster. No it's not becos it's so scary u shit ur pants..it;s becos u wanna hurry the shit up and get out of the toilet so u dun have to finish the book. Yes it's true. Its great material to leave in your toilet especially if u have someone living in your house that takes forever to get his crap done in the morning when u're rushing to use it.
Yes, thats a lame ass post. Yes the post has no useful information at all..but as i said, it's been kinda slow and 2 sparrows landed outside my front door, gonna call CNA and tell them to come down and report on that too.

what pisses me off... chapter 5... vol I

I.R.BADBOYZ - So... here we are again... and as usual... i'm pissed... and although the picture above is that of a Toyota Prius ( A Hybrid car known for it's fuel efficiency and what not ), it's not the reason of why I am pissed... though i have to admit that the car itself is one of the ugliest i've ever seen and you will never catch me dead in one of those...
But this post is not about the car... no no no... it's about those ass turds that actually buy it... you know, hippies... i mean the car itself is not a cheap car... it actually costs more that most normal toyotas, suzukis or hondas out there... so why do people even buy this car?.. is it because it is very economical?... why?...
A person buys a car because it is convenient to do so... Because they have a passion for driving... So why would you buy a car that costs as much as a mid-range car even though it is a little bit more fuel efficient?...
Hippies who buy this car claim that they are saving the world in doing so... I've got another way for you to save the world hippies... take the fuckin BUS!!!... Walk or something... But do NOT!... And i repeat... DO NOT! Buy a hybrid car and claim that you are saving the world in doing so... Cos in doing so you are a hypocrite... If a person were to buy a Prius because they love the car then i do not have any objections to that cos love is blind... but if you claim that you buy a hybrid car because you believe in saving the world then you are a no-good-stinking-hippie... it's like saying that if you blow a guy up its way better than stabbing him to death because the poor guy would not be able to feel the pain... cos if you really are sorry for the guy, you would not have killed the guy in the first place...

Moral of the story: Hippies suck. And if you are one, then may you get herpes. And may you be the first person in the world to die from Herpes as well. That will be awesome. I'll definitely blog about that if that happens.

Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 03

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Need3head Crew explores :Changi Airport Terminal 3

As you all have read it in the news. Our Singapore's very own Changi International Airport has opened it's new Terminal 3 wing. And since not much has been going on lately, we decided to have a fun trip. Now for us, a fun trip requires three essential ingredients. These ingredients are listed as follows:

1. Location, location, location... (In this case it's Changi Airport T3)
2. A Camera. (A handphone camera works just as well)
3. Last but not least, 73kgs of I.R.BADBOYZ.

Finally we reached T3!!! Instead of taking the MRT train, the crew took the bus to experience the nostalgia of an airport visit. And just like T1 and T2, don't expect T3's bus depot level to look any different. Amazing how in more than 15 or so years, they still have not come up with a nicer outlook for their basement level. But that was not the case once we entered through the glass doors.

And as usual, I.R.BADBOYZ has to touch everything he sees inside. Like it's some kind of weird tradition or phase that he goes through. Here are some of the pictures just to show you what i meant by that.

Touch! (At Basement 2)

Touch! (*sigh*)

Touch! (He just won't stop)

Touch! (A Dog made of Lego Inside the NTUC)

Touch! (Just what it is with him and touching things...)

Overall, the new terminal was amazingly huge. And the Transit area was amazing.(Not that we got to go inside to actually look at it.) And the best part. Popeye's Chicken is back!!! Praise to whoever it is that should be praised.
And as we came near to the end of our little trip. It became apparent as to why I.R.BADBOYZ was touching everything he found interesting. And it just so happened that we caught it on video as well. Just see what happens when I.R.BADBOYZ touched the last touch on the most interesting piece in the new terminal 3. Watch the video below and behold... the power of I.R.BADBOYZ.

Yeah we know he's an idiot. But a powerful one at that.

Global Warming

I.R.BADBOYZ - Now once in while. I get serious about shit. And you know i get serious about shit when the shit that i type do not end with three dots. because the shit that I am gonna be shitting about is some really serious shit that will be affecting all the shit that's going to happen to us in our shitty future. And this shit is called Global Warming.
And it does not really have much to do with me having a problem with Global Warming. But rather it's me having a problem with idiots who truly believe that humans are responsible for it. For some reason, almost everybody in the world believes what Al Gore said is true.
FYI: Al Gore was once vice-president to U.S. President Clinton and also a once wannabe President as well. Who happened to received a prestigious Noble Prize for making the world believe that Global Warming exists.
And honestly you have to give it to him. If i was able to convince the world that I can shoot laser off the head of my penis, they'll probably give me a Nobel Prize as well.
There has been no REAL scientific study that substantiates the belief that humans are responsible for Global Warming. Just an A-hole who made a video movie about it and won a prize from it. Think about it, really think. If scientists or meteorologists ( or whatever ologists that study the environment) were able to actually calculate and deduce that we were responsible for Global Warming. Would'nt have they been able to have predicted the weather that we're gonna have in the next few days correctly and accurately?
Because I don't know about you, but watching or listening to the weather forecast is one of the most useless things that i have ever done in my whole life. So just don't believe in what you hear or see on TV. Think. Just think about it for a while.

Moral of the Story: Global Warming is happening. It's inevitable. And it's a natural phenomenon. Like Weather Seasons or the Ice Age. So stop thinking who or which shit is responsible for it and start thinking of what we are going to do about this shit.

Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 02

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Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 01

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New Content?

ReD_eYe - Hello NeeD3HeaDeRS! We got something new for all our fans out there. There will be few new items on the site real soon and one of them is 'Real Life Topics On Paper'. What is it all about? Well, it's a secret. You guys just have to keep your eyes on the site a little while longer. So Watch This Space!

Useless things in the world - Part Three

ReD_eYe - Okay, next on the list of useless things in the world is something very annoying and somehow people will still pass it on after reading this. Chain mails, yes its chain mails fellow need3headers. No, no, it’s not the suit of armor that blokes in England wore for combat during the medieval era. It’s the one that attempts to induce the recipient to make a number of copies of the letter/mail and then pass them on to one or more new recipients. To me chain mail is useless and has no meaningful thing behind it (well apart from its amusing story). What are people trying to accomplish by sending or creating some random message/email to their friends that they will have 7 years bad luck if they do not forward the message/email to their other friends? It is ridiculous! It is a waste of time and effort to forward something so useless and dumb. Chain mail now exists in emails, Friendster and You Tube to name a few.
Let me give a fine example of a chain mail:

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH

Good Luck!! I hope it works...

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

OK, this is what you have to do....

Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it!

Now.................Make a wish!!!!!!

I hope you made your wish! Now then, if you send to:
1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year

3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 weeks

8 people --- 1 week

9 people --- 5 days

10 people --- 3 days

12 people --- 2 days

15 people --- 1 day

20 people --- 3 hours

If you delete this after you read it... you will have 1 year of bad luck! But... if you send it 2 of your friends you will automatically have 3 years of good luck!!! :-)

Please let me tell you a little secret. You do not need to forward or send such email to your friends and family. And don’t worry because you will not have (add number of years here) of bad luck and your (add name of love one here) won’t leave you for another man/woman. I have been deleting such mails for years and I have yet to receive this “bad luck”. In fact my luck seems to be better after each deletion! If you have faith in yourself then good luck will come, naturally. Don’t be deceived by some geek behind a computer screen creating and then sending these nonsensical and annoying mails to keep him occupied and entertained. Don’t let the geek win. Please. If that won’t change your mind from sending these chain mails to other people, let me do it in a different approach. Be in mind that most of these mails have viruses in them. You people know what is a computer virus is right? Well for the Mats and Minahs out there I shall ‘educate’ you guys on computer viruses. For the Mats, computer viruses, in a nutshell, are “little” things that will delete your downloaded porn without your approval (eh Sial ah!?!). As for the Minahs, computer viruses will delete your digital pictures you taken in (add name of hangout spot here) without your approval. Well, after reading this article and you are still not convinced that you should not forward chain mails, let me tell you this:

If you send/forward anymore chain mails to your friends and family after reading this you will get a lifetime of bad luck and you will be poor for the rest of your life. But if you stop sending or forwarding such chain mails you will be blessed and mountains of (add your country’s currency here) will appear in your bank account in 3 days!