I'm sorry... Actually I don't really care...

I.R.BADBOYZ - Well... Hi... Sorry for the delay... Was busy saving the world... I was hospitalised... Kind of... And try not to hurt your head wondering what i'm talking about... it's an inside joke...

Anyways... It seems in the time that I have been gone... the two other douche bags namely ReD_eYe and Crap did not seem to contribute much... but then again... they are douche bags... but i love them all the same... And since my head is still kind of in a twirl and what not... i'll leave something here for your entertainment...

Basically these are excerpts from a real book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and
about things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters... so enjoy...

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do .
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
DOCTOR: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?!
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
DOCTOR: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
DOCTOR: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
DOCTOR: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
DOCTOR: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
ATTORNEY: I see, but could t he patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
DOCTOR: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and pracitising law.

Yeah I know it's lame... cos you probably read it somewhere... but thought i'd share it nonetheless... since it's Christmas... i think... i don't know... how long was I in the hospital?...
Watch out soon for some threads that are definitely more interesting than this... now that i'm back...

what pisses me off... chapter 4... vol I

I.R.BADBOYZ - Sigh... I seem to be pissing off a lot lately... a minor side effect to keeping myself well hydrated... but that's beside the point...
As you can see above is a picture of a man... not just any man... he's a legend, a doctor and most of all the biggest asswipe in the entire world... for people outside of Singapore who do not know him... He is the infamous Dr Chee Soon Juan of Singapore... And the reason I do not trust doctors who have graduated from the University of Georgia... This man is a member of one of our country's political party namely SDP (i think it stands for Sucking Dicks & Penises i think... i'm not too sure... just could not be bothered to research into it...)
People wonder why Singapore does not support their opposition parties... well, with oppostion political party leaders like the above mentioned, how can you expect us to do so... and it's not that i'm a fan of PAP... let's just focus on the dick stick doctor for the moment... but that does not mean that PAP is safe from my wrath... they are safe for now...
To save some space and time i shall call him Dr CSJ(sound's kinda like an STD does'nt it)... Dr CSJ is convinced that our current government is taking away our freedom and rights and what not... He quotes examples like the time he was arrested for holding a demonstration outside of Istana(where our President lives)... and he claims that it was not fair as he had applied for a permit/license to have that demonstration(which was of course denied)... how 'unreasonable' the government must be to deny him to conduct a rally outside the President's house... maybe next time he should try to conduct a rally inside a military installation... he might have a better chance to obtain a permit there... what an imbecile...
Honestly Dr CSJ... it's fine that you want to fight for the people... if i were to have a conversation with him here's how it would definitely go:

I.R.BADBOYZ: Hey Dr Chee... So Chee-boy... what's up?
Dr CSJ: We have to stop the PAP! They are taking away our rights! We have no Freedom!
I.R.BADBOYZ: Umm... oooookay... so..... what do you want us to do?
Dr CSJ: Vote for me! Vote for SDP! Stop the PAP!
I.R.BADBOYZ: ....okay.... so what will you do if you come to power?
Dr CSJ: We will get rid of the PAP! No more PAP!
I.R.BADBOYZ: let me rephrase the question 'doctor'... what kind of policies will you implement if you were to come to power?
Dr CSJ: Huh?... No more PAP! They will be gone!
I.R.BADBOYZ: So then what?
Dr CSJ: We will have Freedom! PAP will be gone!
I.R.BADBOYZ: Are you an idiot?
Dr CSJ: Umm... Vote for me?
I.R.BADBOYZ: Huh... what?... Hang on... WHAT IS YOUR NAME?...
Dr CSJ: Vote for SDP?...
I.R.BADBOYZ: Oh my god... he's a Retard...

Moral of the Story: If you want to get a PHD easily, all you have to do is to go to the University of Georgia in the United States... Because if a stupid retard like him can become a doctor... i don't see why anybody else can't... And the next time you see a doctor please do check that they did not graduate from that institution... don't say i did not warn you... and the next time you guys see him doing anything stupid on the street... do us all a favour and pee on him or something... and dont worry... i dont think the police will catch you for that... especially not after what Dr CSG has put our men in blue through all these years...