JI fugivitive has more people concerned about security

I.R.BADBOYZ: - Actually this title i wrote above is from an online news article by the good people of Channel News Asia... I would advice you to read this article first if you want to have any chance at all at understanding what I am blabbering about today...

Here's the link :- http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20080327/tap-337508-231650b.html
(hopefully the link works... i did'nt bother to test it out...)

Anyways... in this article they went around taking polls from 15 year old students all around Singapore (Cos everyone else would just ignore them as they would an Apek selling tissue packets outside the MRT stations around Singapore)... The polls were with close regards to the topic of our latest criminal celebrity Mr Mas Selamat... And the article also had various inputs from our country's so-called "top-minds" and "influential" people... here's a quote from the article:-
" But others seem disheartened by the fact that a month has already gone by. Singapore is too small a place for someone to evade detection for so long, said finance analyst Nazirah Akhtar, 27. And many find it hard to believe Mas Selamat could have survived in a forested area for so long. Said IT consultant Loh Guopei, 27, "What has he been living on? Coconuts?" "...

I don't know whether you all know this but... Apparently our country is being run by 27 year olds... especially those in the Finance and IT sector no doubt... I mean Really!!? What... why... who are these people...? First and foremost we have Miss Nazirah Akhtar, a financial analyst, who believes that after watching the first two seasons of prison break, she is an expert of the matter... And then we have Mr Loh Guopei, our IT guy who I can safely bet is a packing a bit more weight around his weight than most... Cos he believes that a person cannot survive a day if they do not eat at Burger King for breakfast, dinner and lunch...

I'm not even going to bother to write a 'moral of the story' for this post... Cos seriously... to Miss Nazirah Akhtar and Mr Loh Guopei... Here's some constructive criticism for you guys... Fuck you...

Horoscope time people. Gather around...

I.R.BADBOYZ : I wanted to try it once... to write out my own specialized set of horoscope readings... Actually what i did was to take a chunk from usual horoscope meanings and added a bit of truth to them... And don't be frightened at how accurate they are... It's a gift really...

Aquarius
You are extremely creative and make your way to the top fast. Which means you are a lying bastard. And everybody knows it because of all the bullshit that comes out of your mouth are hardly believable. Because of this, people think you are stupid and sort of a jerk. You should probably stick your shit back up your ass.

Taurus
You are very straightforward and have never-say-die attitude. But it is due to the fact that you never get anything done right the first time and have had a lot of practice to develop that attitude of yours. As such, you grow up to become extremely stubborn and thick-skinned. You know that hole that all humans have where shit comes out from... that is you. That you definitely are.

Leo
You are perceived as a Leader, a born leader. Or at least that's what you think. Cos people know that you're a retard. Because most Leo's turn out to be bullies who are indeed very vain and don't take too kindly to criticism. Your arrogance is unrivaled and all of you are thieving dip shits. And lastly, Leo's tend to enjoy masturbation over sex and are gay for doing so.

Sagittarius
You are extremely upbeat and think very positively. And since most of you do not have any real talent, you tend to get by in life by relying on pure ass dumb luck. You are indeed a worthless piece of crap. Sorry.

Pisces
You have a vivid imagination and often tend to dabble in the realm of the unknown. Which means that you are actually kind of a crazy person. You tend to have very minor influences among friends. So you're basically harmless. You lack true confidence and have bad body odour.

Gemini
Its not surprising that most twins born are Geminis. And if you are not a twin, then there are two possibilities. Either your other twin died at birth or... you were adopted. So... if you're adopted then i am afraid you have to find out your real birthday then and read my horoscopes again.

Virgo
You are the very perfectionist and law abiding type. You have no soul for you do not really have the capability to care for another person. You probably think sex is a chore and often fall asleep while doing it. You would make a great pimp. Or a ruler in some third world country.

Scorpio
Scorpio's are the worst. You are the sort that would step and stab your way to the top. You lack any sort of ethics whatsoever. Due to this you are technically perfect as you would most probably become rich. However you will die young because Scorpio's are usually murdered.

Aries
You are the idea man. Which means that you are the inventor type cos you think up new stuff all the time. And you think everybody else is a dumb ass. You love to ridicule and talk down to people and piss everyone off. Basically, you are a prick.

Cancer
People know Cancers for being sympathetic and understanding to other's problems. And you are often seen as a nosey piece of shit as well. Which you are by the way. You love to procrastinate which means that you live on welfare and are'nt worth more than that piece of shit stuck to your shoe. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. For those who are not in prison, you'll die of cancer most likely. How Ironic.

Libra
You are the artsy-fartsy kind and are often not appreciated in your time. Most Libra males are gay and Women sluts. And all of you have at least one kind of a sexually transmitted disease. And the only way for you to be remembered in history is to be the first person ever to die from herpes.

Capricorn
You keep to yourself a lot and you're basically afraid of taking any sort of risks.Capricorns have never yet made any real difference to the world. Mostly because they are all donkey-raping-shit-eating cowards.You probably should kill yourself.


Hope you enjoyed that bitter sweet taste i like to call 'THE TRUTH'... and oh yes... i hate you all...

Things that confuse me...

I.R.BADBOYZ :- Men and Women of the world... Behold... the almighty C-String... and please be a bit mature while reading this post you perverted bastards... or should i say skebe... ('Skebe' is japanese for Pervert) I prefer saying skebe cos it rolls nicely off the tongue... skebe... (Pronounced 'SSS-KAY-BAY') Fun to say that word isn't it... anyways...

Like i was saying... this C-STRING is actually a new type of undergarment... or underwear.. hmm... are they the same thing?..
It's suppose to replace the conventional underwears that your moms wear and I take off... you know... stuff like thongs and G-Strings and what not... I must say that the guy that designed this is the biggest 'skebe' there is...

But what is weird about this little invention is... I myself do not know what to make of it... The first time i saw it i was like " Did she decorate her pubes or something... what the hell is that shit!!!"... It's just confusing... Should I be turned on that there is more flesh?... It just don't feel right... But then again... Maybe it's like hearing some of those new Justin Timberlake or Timbaland songs... You gotta let it simmer in the brain a while and then you'll start to get it...

*polka dot... eeeee.... teeheheee...

I call that the Brazillian Sponge
Wax...














-i guess they could not afford to photoshop that out huh...

Moral of the Story: You will know it is the end of the world when they start making bikin versions of these stuff... C'mon guys... there should be a line drawn somewhere.. for me it's the G-String... for public view that is... I mean really... what's next... Some Fabric that wraps up our Dick and Balls in fancy little Turban shapes... WTF...

Useless things in the world - Part Four

ReD_eYe - Okay seriously, when will they stop making useless things? Well you guys have to wait a little longer because there is another useless thing in our world today. This 'thing' has place canned food (a useful item) and fast food (a food chain restaurant) into a whole another level.

A company manages to fuse a cheese burger in a can. Thus making it into a CANGER. Yeah I noticed too. It sounds awfully close to CANCER isn’t it? Well I am not surprise if you get CANCER by eating one of this CANGER. Can food has been around for quite some time now and to me it’s a godsend. Especially the can food tuna made by AYAM BRAND. In case of emergency (meaning no food to eat and you don't want to bother yourself to call for McDonalds/KFC or go to your nearest Hawker Centre) you just have to open the can up and VIOLA! tuna in a can and it is so good that you can even eat it on its own. *smiles*

It’s okay for tuna really. This is due to the fact that tuna is being cooked and prepared PROPERLY. As for this "CANGER" don't expect it to look like a burger like the above inserted picture. It’s going to look like minced meat with pieces of bread in it. In my opinion, that is not even a burger. The Company should not call it a burger in a can nor a CANGER. They just have to call it minced meat and bread with a side of lettuce.

Honestly I have not tried one. But will I try it? The answer is NO. The reason is simple: if they can't get the name right for the food they prepare, there is a high chance the taste won't be right either.

So if you want to have useless meals in the forest don’t pack AYAM BRAND TUNA but instead pack a CANGER. You Have Been Warned.

Shopping!!!

I.R.BADBOYZ- I know i do not talk about girly stuff like shopping very often... the only reason i go to the mall is to either eat at McDonald's or to buy stuff i need... and in yesterday's instance... i needed to buy me some toiletries... and of course... i had ReD_eYe to tag along as well... we also had a mission... to not only buy my stuff but to buy a padlock for one of our friends who is finally entering into National Service... anyways... getting back to the point... we happened to come across some rather interesting items that we thought we should show you and here are two excellent examples...


ITEM NUMERO UNO: Will be a Pink Coloured 'intimately BECKHAM' deodorant spray for women... sigh... let me put it this way... you don't see beyonce knowles or britney spears having a perfume or deodorant line for men... that's all i got to say about this... on the the next product...


ITEM NUMERO DOS: Is it DOS? What language is the word 'numero' from anyway? Hmm... Anyways... This little picture was taken at the back of the packaging for a combination lock that i had bought... But if you would read the back carefully... And for you Singaporeans reading this blog... Read it as if you were an Ah Beng... and you will understand why this item is by far one of the most hilarious one that i have come across... Unlock way and Lock way... classic...

Moral of the story: There is no moral here... maybe there is... hmm.. how about this... If you cannot do something properly... then save the embarrassment by not doing it...

They call him Selamat... Mat Selamat... Now we know why...

I.R.BADBOYZ - Oh Yes.... We have finally done it... Oh yes... The picture on the left as you know is our Singapore's very own Mr. Mas Selamat Bin Kastari... And all I have to say is... Congratulations Mr Kastari on raising one hell of a kid... It's impressive on any note that this man has escaped from prison a total of 3 times... Don't believe me?... Google it...

Singapore... Oh My Dear Singapore... Why oh why are we able to keep pickpockets and petty criminals inside our low security facilities so well and yet Mr. Selamat found it so easy to escape from a High Security Detention Facility... But I don't blame Singapore... This Selamat is one slippery fella... Mat Selamat...

That name itself is ironic... For many of you who may not know... 'Selamat' in malay means 'safe'... and the word 'Selamat' is also used as a manner of saying good bye to someone... And for that reason, most would find this whole situation absolutely hilarious... For all we know... Our Government let him escape... Because i believe i might have heard over the news announcement them saying this," Mr Selamat has escaped from our detention facility.... pun intended"... Or maybe i might have heard wrongly... who knows...

Moral of the story: I have already stopped watching that TV show Prison Break after Season 2... cos it kinda got crappy and stupid... Maybe if Prison Break were to have lets say a spin off... called ' Prison Break : Chronicles of Selamat'... it would be awesome... i'd watch that shit... the man... unlike the actor from Prison Break, actually escaped from what many call one of the most highest security prison in the world... even westerners describe out country as one where security breaches are virtually unheard of...