Why i refer to women as 'crazy people'...

I.R.BADBOYZ:- You know, i'm not a sexist person. But there comes a time when i do think that when God created women, he probably has no idea what he was doing. Or maybe he does? Who knows. But I have always believed that we men, with our abilities to come up with complex stuff like computers and binary codes and what not, have always been unable to understand the female psyche. And for that valid reason, i call women 'Crazy people'. And believe you me ladies, from where we guys are standing, and if you were in our shoes, you would definitely understand.
I actually came across a book. And it was actually written by a female author for men to better understand women that is. And it had these equations as examples to how men and women react to different situations. And here's my version of it.

A man's thoughts...

1) Damn i'm hungry. Hey it's dinnertime already?
2) Maybe i'll eat some Mee Goreng, plus they'll be playing the soccer game on TV, so i can watch the game as well.
3) Let's go to Simpang Bedok.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 = 3
Simple, yes?

A female's thoughts...

1) I'm hungry. It's dinnertime isn't it?
2) I wonder if i go out to eat too much? Or maybe not enough? Have i paid my phone bill yet? Why does my boyfriend want to go to Simpang Bedok... That place reminds me of my ex's... Plus there was that incident with my Hair. That was awful. Maybe i should wash my hair before i go out? Why do guys like to eat so late? The food is nice... but it is so oily and fattening, plus it gives me gas. And that can be so embarrasing...
3) I can't go to dinner. I'm really overwhelmed. Why can't my boyfriend understand.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 X L(!!) + COS(y) / Tan(3.142) - Sin(t) = 3

I call it. Crazy people math.
i am so bored.

Moral of the story: Even though it is hard to learn and understand. But Mathematics is essential for use in everyday life. And it is of the utmost importance that we should learn it and practice it well. For we never know when we may need to use it.

I'm an asshole..need i say more?

Crap_-_.. ok folks..been MIA for awhile..well..guess what..i'm back! ANyway..came across this blog site. www.twistedpersonas.blogspot.com. Hmm what does the title of this entry gotta do with this ?? well..i'm an asshole..so..i'm gonna leave some rather unflattering remarks.

So..wat's this site about? it's another blog by another 'blogger'. Why am i gonna crap about it? ..BECAUSE i think he's gay. Read the posts..which guy in his right mind would call himself a "bitch"..oh..u like that huh? bitch.. and.. why does he mention something about finding himself a boyfriend. I dun even wanna mention about the stuff that's written..simply GAY.. well. the word "gay" also means happy..however this dude seems to be a bitchy sad homesexual..so we shud use call him BSH instead..becos he doesn;t seem gayishly gay at all.

Anyway.. there are thousands of dudes out there who blog like this.. about how everything's wrong with their lives. how the world seems so unfair. how they are pussies who can't just shutup .. PEOPLE.. wake UP!.. crying about all this emotional garbage makes u seem like a sensitive guy?? nope..just means u're a sad sad useless piece of crap. Yeah..i know there's probably someone who reads this post who's gonna say "omg..wat an insensitive piece of crap".Well u are right..CRap is insensitive..i mean..have u tried talking about ur feelings to ur own pieces of crap u make ?? Does the CRAP reply u and counsel u?

I remember a time not so long ago when people wrote about their feelings..especially their more negative emotions in a diary..have u people forgotten how to do that? get a pen..and a stupid notebook..and write ur all your "emotionally charged garbage" in it..and spare us from reading it online. People dun really care about how sad u are..or how gayishly gay u are.. spending time writing crap about how the world is unfair makes u look lame.. No one will really sympathise with u..especially if u are guys.. SO stop letting people know u are wussies and maybe u might actually get laid with a chick someday.

Well..thats my rants for today..Adios people..and i know u dun really care wat i write about anyway..so go blame the world for ur lack of concern but please write it down somewhere which no one else can see..like inside ur A hole or something..