Not Another Ghost Photo!!!

pic on left: Our artist's own impressions of what the orb look like..
pic below: Actual Pic of ORBS...wooooo

Crap_-_ Ok folks, i'm sorry that i have to write about something related to the supernatural. Once again, i'll like to state that my views are mine alone. If you do not like them..WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS POST?? No one forced you to read my rantings..if you like to read em so much and den put dumb comments on the tagged board..You must really love me.

Anyway, there's this society in our little island that goes around investigating supernatural happenings. Yes, we have a bunch of our very own ghostbusters. No they are not your usual Bomohs/tangkis/Yogis/wateveryouwannacall em. These are folks with very modern and hi tech gear. Ok..maybe not ghostbusters, more of ghostly investigators. I'm sure some of you people have actually heard of them. Quite a famous bunch actually, been featured on the papers, tv and all sorts of media..they even have a website!!! Why am i crapping about them? Do i really idolize them? well..NOOOOOOOO.

Been reading the crap on their site lately as i really have nothing better to do online. Why am i gonna diss them? well..for that..you have gotta check out their apparent "evidence" of ghosts caught on camera.The pic at the top of the post is their evidence. Apparently those round dots are GHOSTS!! SCARY EH?!?

I cannot believe it when people actually show publish pictures like that and tell them those are spirits. Just FYI..these "things" are labeled ORBS.. Honestly putting up photos like that is dumb enough..and they just had to take it one step further by saying..look closely, some of these ORBS have faces in em..omg..YEAH rite...just like how the moon smiles and waves at me every night too. Hello!?!? Are you people so desperate to show us your evidence that you'll actually put that up as evidence? I used to think that guy from www.STEVENLIM.net is a deuche..but you folks have just won a nomination for biggest deuches in the universe. Congrats. Please stop posting such nonsensical pictures. Its a joke if the people from the AREA 51 investigation team find out that we, a small island nation which has accomplished so much is still so lame in terms of our so called supernatural societies..and i pity the folks who actually spend money to follow you on your so called "investigation" trails.. You charge the gullible money to bring them on a wild goose chase..you bunch of Silly Paranormal Idiots...

Ah Meng

I.R.BADBOYZ - As most of us Singaporeans know, or maybe this is the first time you have heard about this little piece of news even though it was all over the front pages of various news papers all around Singapore. Our Singapore Zoo's beloved icon, Ah Meng the Orang Utan has passed on... And why, nobody knows... The investigation is still on going.... Actually I don't really know or care how, when or why it happened and made the previous statement up as I did not bother to look into the matter. And i predict that this article might generate a few 'hate' comments... but i think i'll live...
I honestly can say that it is indeed sad that the animal above died, as upset as I am when I see a dead rat or cat on the street.... It's still an animal Singapore!!!... C'mon... People are dying all over the world and you put a huge picture of Ah Meng on the news paper for a couple of days... what is wrong with you people... Is Singapore really that boring... I don't even want to continue on typing cos it's not even worth the effort anymore...

Moral of the Story: If our Singapore reporters were to focus their articles on the plight of some unfortunate Singaporeans who struggle to survive day by day on every newspaper main page every day. Then maybe... Just maybe... People will help these people... And not because they want to... But because they don't want any more articles on poor people on their news... cos it's just too depressing... And yes i know... I am a genius... Who knew...

We are becoming celebs!!!!

The following are my thoughts and mine alone. No one forced you to read em, and any references to people living or dead is purely conincidental. If you do not like anything that's being said..go away..shoo.. We don;t like u either.. Go to www.shoemaniacs.blogspot.com and read the stuff there..

CRap_-_ ok..been awhile since i put anything up on the site. Nothing much going on.. however i noticed we've been getting some negative comments on the tag board..well..guess wat, with fame comes notoriety..WOOHOO..
Honestly, i'll take all your stupid criticism..however, when i see people like MIMO...whoever u r..wat does it stand for anyway..My Intellect Missing Olreadi?? Yes..if you can't type a proper sentence or your grammar is rubbish..do not attempt to comment on our TAG board. I mean wat the hell do you mean when u say "stupid boys they are ..no life". The correct way you should phrase it should be.." Stupid boys they HAVE no life"..even then..its somehow still sounds weird.
I'm fine with spelling errors..probably have tons of em in this post..but i can never accept negative comments in broken english. If you can't write ..please don't. Call MOE up and request that they let u retake your English Paper at PSLE level. Or did u drop out of kindergarden even before u went to primary school becos the class hamster scored better than you in all subjects including playtime?? Really..i have nothing against people who leave criticism..but please...constructive or really good ones only..I welcome it. The rest of you who can't write a proper sentence with meaning please go back to playschool.

Finally..just a personal message from me to u at ur level MIMO..(believe me..i tried my best to make it readable for you)
So you very angry n think think we veli stupid becos u know write in our tagged board??Den u so clever boy like u lots lots but we is lame boys. You win i scared you win lor. Me is no life no you smart clever not lame boy..sucky donkey moomoo boo boo woohoo..
(If you can understand wat the above meant..congrats u can read 'mimo' i cos i dun know wat the F@$# i was writing about )

Recent Events....

I.R.BADBOYZ - Ahh... Geylang Sipaku Geylang (Is it even Sipaku?)... Don't you just love that song... So innocent to the kids... so obscene to everybody else...

Quite recently there have been some discussions going about almost everywhere in Singapore with regards to a little place they call Geylang, which to me is like a little slice of heaven on earth... It's a magical place... where boys become men and men becoming boys again... It's Singapore's very own Red Light District... Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you...Geylang...


And of course... just like everything else in Singapore that was once good and holy... like being able to smoke and litter and chew gum wherever the hell we like... These people with no lives whatsoever are now in the midst of discussion with regards to the actions that should be taken against this lovely little place called Geylang... I would personally like to kill these people but it is just not possible as these people have no lives... And how do you kill something that has no life?...

So let me just explain to you Singapore as to why we actually need a place like Geylang... For not a man in Singapore has never entered this sacred land... For without this divine land... This oh so magical wonderland of pure joy... Without it men would not be able to release their inner most sexual tensions which builds up inside of them... And if they were unable to release their sexual tensions altogether... Then you better make sure that you hire bodyguards for your children who are walking home late at night... For they are no longer safe from the sexual predators at night... Imagine the movie "I am Legend"... you get my drift... I don't know about you... But I worry for my future kids...

Moral of the Story: I notice that there have been a lot of hate messages on the tag boards recently... And unfortunately I have to admit I am partially at fault for it... So i would like to make it clear to these 'Haters' once and for all...

Dear Haters,
I Know that at some point in my life. I had sex with your mothers in a manner that is anything but discreet. Which obviously led to your fathers finding out and divorcing your mother and also disowning you causing you years and years of misery as a child who was raised without a father. I am indeed sorry for that. Can't we all just get along...

I'm sorry... Actually I don't really care...

I.R.BADBOYZ - Well... Hi... Sorry for the delay... Was busy saving the world... I was hospitalised... Kind of... And try not to hurt your head wondering what i'm talking about... it's an inside joke...

Anyways... It seems in the time that I have been gone... the two other douche bags namely ReD_eYe and Crap did not seem to contribute much... but then again... they are douche bags... but i love them all the same... And since my head is still kind of in a twirl and what not... i'll leave something here for your entertainment...

Basically these are excerpts from a real book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and
about things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters... so enjoy...

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do .
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
DOCTOR: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?!
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
DOCTOR: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
DOCTOR: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
DOCTOR: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
DOCTOR: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
ATTORNEY: I see, but could t he patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
DOCTOR: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and pracitising law.

Yeah I know it's lame... cos you probably read it somewhere... but thought i'd share it nonetheless... since it's Christmas... i think... i don't know... how long was I in the hospital?...
Watch out soon for some threads that are definitely more interesting than this... now that i'm back...

The Calling Of Duties For; More Than Ware Fair...

ReD_eYe - Ok let’s be honest here. The reason I did not post any new articles is because of two things: My day job and my night job. Well I am a trader by day but a "killer" by night. Before you go off and warn the authorities about my killing ways, let me elaborate on what I meant by "killer". Well my night job is very hectic. It requires dexterity, patience, skill and determination. The term "killer" here is killing people in the online world. It’s safe, legal and it has huge amount of satisfaction involved. It’s the best thing in the world to do absolute chaos and destruction. You won't be blamed of having Weapons of Mass Destruction and then a certain superpower will not invade your home claiming you have such weapons (which you don't) and take your crude oil (in this case cooking oil) as their own. It’s completely safe and legit.

How do you kill someone online? Well there are these things called computer/console games. They are the best things ever happen to me since Television. These "games" will allow you to kill people in the online world and BE commended. The "games" in question are Battlefield 2 (BF2) and Call of Duty 4 (COD4). They are First Person Shooters (FPS)* and my personal multiplayer game favorites. Both of these games are great and they really reward you by killing more people (the enemy).

For BF2, you can rise up through the ranks. You start as a private soldier and if you are dedicated enough you can rise up till a 4 star general which is kind of surreal if you ask me. Which country has her generals fighting at the front lines? Anyways I digress. Apart of rising up the ranks you can be awarded badges and ribbons. BF2 is really a squad base game and you have to have teamwork to dominate your enemy. (My Current Rank: Gunnery Sergeant. Game Nick: aron_het)

For COD4, it’s a different story: It’s more of an individual thing. You will rely on your survival and fighting skills. You have to customize your soldier and bring death to your enemies. I guess you still can have teamwork in the game such as providing suppressing fire or create a diversion so that your other team members can flank the enemy. As for ranks go, it’s much easier to achieve a 4 star general than BF2. (My Current Rank: 1st Lieutenant. Game Nick: ReDeYe)

Well it goes to show killing is indeed a fun thing to do. No doubt about it. No wonder there are a lot of killings going on in our world today. After playing these games, you will understand why killers keep on killing. But remember the way they do their killing is WRONG. You can be a serial killer but keep it in the online world of gaming. So guys why don't you pick up a copy of BF2 or COD4 today and start killing!

FYI: If you play BF2 or COD4 and want to kill me or kill alongside me, add me via XFIRE** with the username: redeye1984 or aron_het

*(FPS) is a genre in the gaming world. It’s like Pop to Music.
**XFIRE is an online and popular VIOP for online gaming. It’s like Friendster to Internet

Some Updates...

ReD_eYe - Well it has been awhile for anyone of the need3head crew post something. A lot has happen but to summarize, I have been busy with my day job. CRap is busy superpoking people and experiencing a new world called Facebook. As for I.R.BADBOYZ he got admitted into a hospital. But do not fret! We will be back soon. And one more thing have a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!*





*subject to change