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how to get rich

2009-07-28T00:14:00.002+08:00

Crap_-_ wow..how long has it been since anyone posted anything here.. and thank goodness there is nothing more about AWARE anymore on the news..
in case u have no idea wat AWARE is and have been living under a rock all this while..its that grp of females out to.. i rather not say anymore...
ok..i just realised that in singapore, being rich is everyone's dream. Yes it is..dun lie to yourself. Who really cares about attaining enlightenment and all that bull crap. so in view of recent events, i sorta came up with 2 suggestions. firstly, as always .. BUY TOTO.
now on to the next point. Become a highly respected religious leader and start some sort of a charity. Now u must be wondering why i would say something like that.. what a new low .. NOT i say. If you haven't been living under a rock ( seriously if u are..u should go kill yourself), you might have heard of a certain person thats been making the lime light from the local media lately. Well, he is a respected religious leader in a way, and he's in charge of some sort of a charity. So whats the big deal? well.. he has 3 bmws..and thats all they reported, luxury bungalows in foreign lands and the ability to lend $50000 sgd to his "friend" just like how i lend 5 cents to mr IRBADBOY, which is to say, without a 2nd thought. i guess to him, 50k is peanuts eh. and when u make a boo boo, like this specific person, go tell the judge in court " hey man, even i need to enjoy my life once awhile". hmm.. where does the money from charities come from? and wasn't the collection of donations supposed to be spent on helping the needy? i'll give some leeway if you wanna build a magnificent palace and call it a temple or something..but seriously.. be more discrete dude.
ok thats its..enuff of my ramblings, back to real life..

The Cowboy theory

2009-02-01T09:54:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ

Recently it has been brought to my attention, although this topic may be an old one, that our government still has a strong stance against Gay Rights in Singapore. And at a press conference that happened somewhere, our dear Prime Minister Mr Lee Hsien Loong, was bombarded with questions from the overseas media with regards to this.

Unlike our Minister Mentor Mr Lee Kwan Yew, Our Prime Minister has a tendency to speak in a more politically correct manner, so it requires some time to decipher what he is actually trying to say. I seem to be explaining too much here, i would recommend that you copy the link below to view that video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1h3KiD1GLE&feature=related

Personally, i have my own theory about the whole 'Gay Rights' thing. And as to why America and people from all over the world, who are not even of the homosexual nature, to rise up in discontent for the discrimination against this small group of individuals.

I Blame Hollywood for this fad, and let me tell you why. First let us look at the History that Hollywood has with intorducing fads to the masses. There was a point in time where it was believed, that smoking was the most socially acceptable thing to do. And mind you, but people back then during the 60's or 70's, or whichever era that smoking started in, are all well aware of the risks smoking does. And how did Hollywood actually convince the masses to start smoking, they used Cowboys.

Cowboys have been used as a very effective weapon in their brainwashing propaganda. And they have been continuosly using it to introduce new ideas to the Americans and eventually the rest of the world. And it seems that the last thing that they had set to introduce was of course quite apparent in the movie, Brokeback Mountain. And i do not believe for a mere second, that this is all due to some pure coincidence.

I believe, as a Singaporean with my 'Singapore' pride, even though i may despise my own country rather indiscriminately, that our goverment should project a stronger presence on the matter. And to inform those all-knowing overseas media, and possibly some of our own, that we will not be swayed by Cowboys any longer. That we as a nation are saying 'No' to Hollywood and their insane ideas. Because the last time they did, millions have perished to the wrath of Cancer from smoking, and only recently the world has been realising it.

Moral of the Story: I do not really hate Gays, but i am not a big fan of change. And i do not want to have to answer to the future generation 40 or so years down the road, who will campaign against Gay rights and will struggle in their efforts to abolish it. This is what happened with smoking, and will happen with Gay rights as well. The reason being, that it was introduced via the cowboy method. And that is the whole story.

Writings, writings, on the wall... Who is the dumbest fuck of all..

2009-01-06T01:48:00.002+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ :- Well, well... it's been a while since i wrote something. I'm moderately amused at the amount of comments that's written on our tag board. As you can see above, i managed to take some pictures and unfortunately, i only had my mobile phone at the time. This was taken on new years eve at somewhere i can't seem to recall at all. Hmm...

Here is what was actually written,
" Lee Kwan You
at 1990 year give
student boy stuck his
Kok at Ang Mo
Kio ITE school
outside the classroom many ~~~
and pop backside
Lee Kwan You
Heat Attack
faster Died"

To be honest, frankly i am appalled by all that was written here. Seriously, have you no respect for the Singapore government. They spent millions of dollars in the 'Speak Good English' campaign. And yet, we Singaporeans are still terrorized by such barbaric mutilation of the English Language. To whomever it is that wrote this, congratulations. Thank you for ensuring another generation of retarded cum buckets who will threaten people with death from heat stroke. You should be very proud. You cunt nuggets.

Moral of the story: If you actually are a cunt Nugget. You need to get yourself amputated cos you are a cancer.

The Musical In Me...

2008-12-24T00:40:00.004+08:00

Singapore is a great place to live in. Its clean, green and peaceful. Apart from having a high cost of living, I repeat again, Singapore is a great place to live in. Now let see if Singapore is a FUN place to live in? Well for starters we have our "night life" scene, which is in turn, pretty darn boring.

The clubs found in Singapore these days are not what they used too be. Most of them are littered with degenerates and people want to get wasted. The last time I check getting wasted isn't fun at all.

What is fun? Well according to www.dictionary.com 'Fun' is define as follows:

–noun
1. something that provides mirth or amusement: A picnic would be fun.
2. enjoyment or playfulness: She's full of fun.

–verb (used without object), verb (used with object)
3. Informal. joke; kid.

–adjective
4. Informal. of or pertaining to fun, esp. to social fun: a fun thing to do; really a fun person.
5. Informal. whimsical: flamboyant: The fashions this year are definitely on the fun side.

—Idioms
6. for or in fun, as a joke; not seriously; playfully: His insults were only in fun.
7. like fun, Informal. certainly not; of doubtful truth: He told us that he finished the exam in an hour. Like fun he did!
8. make fun of, to make the object of ridicule; deride: The youngsters made fun of their teacher.

OK, I think I am going too technical here. Let me Keep It Short and Sweet, fun is basically to occupy your boring life with an activity of happiness and enjoyment. Getting wasted isn't an activity of happiness nor enjoyment its more like one step closer to alcohol poisoning.

Anyways my argument here dear readers, is that Singapore is in need of fun places and fun activities. Or am I wrong?

Well the Integrated Resort may or may not be a fun place to hangout and have fun activities. But we have wait and see how that turns out.

At mean time why not go too the movies to have fun? I can agree watching movies can indeed be fun (unless you are watching "The Day Earth Stood Still" or "Contact") but its too common nowadays.

Well there is an alternative. It may cost a bit more but the enjoyment level can surpass what you can get from the movies. Its Musicals. Yes I said it. I am not turning into a Faggalar or anything like that but Musicals and Comedy shows are places you can get utmost enjoyment in our tiny little island of ours. That what's the Esplanade is for. Here is a video from a musical called "Avenue Q" recently played in the Esplanade, check it out.

So what do think? With shows like that in the Esplanade wouldn't be fun to go to a Musical? And at the same time, you can even impress your significant other with your new taste of entertainment.

THE RETURN OF stuff that piss me off

2008-11-24T12:03:00.005+08:00

Crap _-_ the "stuff that pisses me off" series hasn't been out for awhile.. this is just my attempt at bringing it back..at least for awhile..before it dies off again.
So anyway..this entry will be about personality of people that piss me off

1. The " I am god almighty " people - ok..these are the folks that think they are correct, all the time, everytime. Their views are mostly "Divine" and if u defer from them..u will be branded an infidel.. stuff like " oh.. u are most sinner" or " u are so wrong" are words spouted from them rather often. well.. 3 words for people like these " SUCK MY BALLS". yes most holy of holiest.. why do u drool so much when u see women around u and saying the drool belongs to me. Just for your INFO.. i do not drool when i am turned on..i CUM all over..can u CUM? i guess not.. Pretending to be free of "sin" ( what the heck is sin anyway but just another 3 letter word)..u disgust me..and if there is a hell.. i'll be seeing u there

2. The "sob story" people - well..omg..ur great great great grand mama died?? or ur alien bf from the planet Olioto came back to earth and hit u with a frying pan that destroyed half your house? and somehow..the TALEBAN are taking your family hostage so u gotta save them, which u managed to do with only 1 eye and half a leg still attached to your blown up body by running thru the evil base of terror at super sonic speed.. erm.. wake up.. cos do u honestly think we believe that?

3. The " i shall not let u see what the fuck i am doing becos i am a cunt sucking whoring piece of fat little turdish sandwich fuck fuckity fucked " people - selfish self deluding cunts who think the whole world wants a piece of them. Really? i would rather polinate plants than fuck u.

4. The "closet gay sympathisers" - firstly..i would like to mention that i do not really have anything against gay people... my hatred is directed at BI-sexual Guys (do not infect normal women with ur diseases which you u picked up after being screwed in the A Hole by your friendly male buddies)... just that i do not agree with their views but its all well as long they keep within their own community and do not try to be gay around me..i will remove their happiness ( just FYI .. GAY = happy). however i do have issues with folks who say " oh yah gay people suck." but den go on to make friends with them.. erm..why? just wonder how often u sell out others just to your own benefit .. guess i'll be seeing u in hell too...just for the record..u are worse than bi-sexual guys..becos u'll try to screw everything and anything.

Actually when u come of think of it..all mentioned are just sub-species of one another, therefore each personality i described may manifest themselves in one person. so why did i seperate them? and why did i spell separate wrongly? becos it's my blog and i can do whatever i want.. and yes..there are more types of folks i find that really annoy me but i am just feeling lazy to type about them..maybe next time. And if there is really a heaven and hell waiting for us in the afterlife.
I PITY THE FOOLS WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE HEADED TO HEAVEN.. i may not like where i am going but at least i know where i'm headed..do u?

What WoW Does To People...

2008-10-16T13:20:00.011+08:00

ReD_eYe - This guy gave the game, World Of Warcraft a whole new level. I found this article in yahoo games and I just want to share it with you guys out there:

Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters

Meet the mad king of Azeroth.

By Ben Silverman

Think you play too much World of Warcraft?

Compared to "Prepared," you don't.

In a case of game addiction gone officially bananas, gaming blog Joystiq reports on what is surely the biggest Warcraft fan of them all. Known only under the moniker "Prepared," the gamer plays a stunning 36 World of Warcraft accounts on 11 different computers...simultaneously.

Stemming from a desire to manage raids -- large-scale gameplay sessions that typically require the teamwork of multiple players -- all by himself, the die-hard gamer seems undaunted by both the financial and lifestyle commitments to such a geeky endeavor.

"It costs me exactly $5711 in subscription costs per year with 36 accounts on the 6 month pay schedule," he writes. "Not bad considering I'm looking at it like it's a hobby and there are more expensive hobbies out there than World of Warcraft."

Like yachting, perhaps. And despite the downturn in the economy, Prepared can't wait to get his hands on the upcoming Warcraft expansion, Wrath of the Lich King. "I plan to be at the store when it opens and will purchase 36 copies of it. With tax, it should be about $1500 for all of them." Word of Prepared's over-the-top addiction comes on the heels of the annual Blizzcon Convention, a fan-oriented celebration of the games created by Warcraft publisher Blizzard.

Well, thank God I am not like this guy. And thank God I don't play World of Warcraft. And even if I do and I came across him somehow in one of the WoW servers, I might PM him and say , "Dude you're crazy!" and then I logout. Don't want to get owned by all of his 36 characters simultaneously. But I got to say to have that much computers and monitors in my room would be awesome.

Arabians and their 1001 nights...

2008-10-16T03:41:00.003+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ :- Arabian nights, a thousand and one tales, a thousand and one nights or whatever it is that you may call it. I honestly do not care about those thousand and one tales. I do not even care as to why there is a thousand and one of it. But i can imagine how bored that person might have been to have written it. That is of course if all of these tales had been written by a single Arab man or woman or she male or whatever really.
What i am concerned, or should i say am unnerved about is the fact that women have taken the whole 1001 nights general idea to heart. And that at some point in their life, some bitch has been teaching them these stuff. And for those of you who may not know what the 1001 Arabian nights tale is all about. Here is a brief summary.

" Sultan's wife cheats on him, Sultan get's pissed, calls all the women in the world cunts and declares war on them. Then he marries only virgins and kills them on the day of the marriage ( After having sex of course ). Last virgin, scared shitless of being killed, stretches out some story that she cunt-cocted for a period of 1001 nights. Sultan for some reason likes her after that. And decides not to kill her. The fucking end".

Of course when the story is told to the fairer sex, i think the person forgot to mention the part where the Sultan's first wife cheated on him. Carrying on, females believe and swear by this stories so much so that they play games with us guys. In hope that someday, us guys will gain interest in them. As opposed to telling the guy she likes everything that she feels about him, scared that it may result in him just leaving or lose interest or having sex with her and then lose interest. And i must admit, they have a valid point. But i myself also do have a valid point. And here it is.... Why do you want a feminist-bashing-virgin-killing murderer to fall in love with you? I don't get it. Do you?

Moral of the story: Why do you want a feminist-bashing-virgin-killing murderer to fall in love with you? Seriously why? It's just one of those questions that i have in which the answers tend to escape me. Like how did gurmit singh ever manage to attract a female? And at what age did he abandon his todi? Who knows...

Rambo V: The Arcade?

2008-10-15T01:42:00.008+08:00

ReD_eYe - We (Myself and I.R.BADBOYZ) were at the Mall trying to kill some time when we decided to go to the arcade and play some fighting games. Instead we found something way cooler. It's Rambo the Arcade. It just SHIPPED IN!!! After few minutes enjoying the game's trailer/demo, I decided to give it a go. The machine took 4 tokens and a few seconds later, I was playing as John Rambo, ex-green beret. I have some video footage of myself, playing the game.

Sorry we were unable to show you the whole play through. At the end of the video you can see that the cameraman (I.R.BADBOYZ) suddenly stopped filming. This is because he was 'poked' (Yes I said it! Right in the lower ribs! Ooh kinky!) politely by one the arcade girls and asked to stopped filming the game. Well more poking...er...I mean more details and review about the arcade game soon.

Fightclub??

2008-10-08T22:42:00.004+08:00

Crap_-_ Hey there folks, its my holidays again..and man am i sooo bored.. been surfing the net lately and i suddenly came up with this idea.
Apparently, there is a sort of FIGHTCLUB in singapore.. for those who have watched the movie, which starred Brad Pitt, and no..Brad Pitt isn't dead yet guys..so we have to pray abit harder. anyway..this fightclub singapore is catered more towards boxing and has nothing watsoever to do with the fightclub portrayed in the movie.
However it suddenly struck me that since no one has officially started anything like that here yet..why not start one now..
Imagine, people meeting up to beat the crap out of one another to relieve stress, test their skills, or just being plain idiots..the motive isn't important.. but the main point is..which is to FIGHT.
SO folks..if you're interested in participating in such a thing..do leave your messages and if we have enough of you "fighters" we might just go ahead with it. remember..this is not a terrorist organisation so leave ur bombs, ak47s and Dildos at home. And yes..partly why i came up with this idea is because so many folks in singapore have been asking if there was a fight club in singapore.. so if you're interested..why not make this really happen..and who knows..u might even get to beat up that annoying boss of yours who refuses to approve your leave..

this is just my own opinion and mine alone, people who gather who fight for no reason are idiots..but as IR would say..any reason is a good reason, always better than no reason. And in case the ISD or NSA or Watever anti terrorist organisation is looking in..well..thank you for visiting need3head.blogspot.com and I do not have any WOMDs yet..so stop checking us out and visit friendster.com instead? or maybe facebook

I am annoyed.. for real

2008-09-19T13:10:00.003+08:00

Crap_-_ Lately i've been getting the feeling facebook is the best way to get the latest news. It seems that all i've been hearing is " HAVE YOU SEEN FACEBOOK?" or "KNOW WAT HAPPENED? check facebook". No longer is News 5 tonight or the CNN the best way to get the latest updates on happenings around the "world" and for the record.. i hardly get onto facebook, so i guess i'm not really into 'NEWs' ok...anyway, with that out of the way. i shall continue.
TO those that matter..
You guys are my friends, and have been there for me when i was down. Do not mistake this message as a declaration of war on u or watsoever, i have no time for that nonsense. IF i wanted a war, i would send a nuke.. this is just a post to let u know that i am your friend, only if u wish me to remain as one. Lately i know some of you have been going thru a rough patch, i think the people involved will know who i am directing this message to. Like i said, i am your friend, and if u folks need to pour out your woes on msn, sms, mms, or whatever other form of media, i'll lend a ear. If you needa get drunk or gorge yourself on food and piss all over yourself over that too just to feel better, i'll be there too if u want me to. BUT.. do not ever ever get me involved in your little wars directly. Sharing of your problems is what i'll appreciate, not making me part of your problems. Hopefully you people should learn to respect others if u expect me to respect you and not start saying things I don't even understand. Things like " you should know, apparently you've known for awhile" do not make sense to me when i have no fucking idea what your quarrels are, and who started it. I do not know who has WEAPONS of MASS DESTRUCTION and i do not really care who made the 1st nuclear bomb. We are not members of a political party.. what the hell do you think this is "World of SDP" ??? All i ever have knowledge about is on things that i see or hear and even then, i dun even trust my eyes sometimes. And how am i expected to trust people that cannot trust me? If the countless times we've gone thru shit together doesn;t matter.. den i better re evaluate my life. This is not the 1st time this has happened.. and i hope i never made an error of judgement when choosing my friends.
Please do not ever call me a bro, dude, friend or crap if this doesn't get through to u folks. I have said enough and man am i pissed. YOUR LIFE SUCKS, SO DOES MINE, lets leave it that way.

Geylang... the bazaar geylang i mean...

2008-09-19T00:36:00.005+08:00

I.R.BABOYZ:- Today, or yesterday for that matter (since it is after midnight), i went out for a little excursion to Bazaar Geylang. With a wingwoman, you know, and of course she was a little useless in that sense. Actually i did not come across anything i liked, so can't really blame her totally.
Now back to the point. The Bazaar Geylang or Bazaar Raya (whichever tickles your fancy), is a yearly event that happens during the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. It is where Muslims in Singapore go to buy items in preparation for the up and coming celebration that we call Hari Raya or Eid Mubarak. And as usual, there is pretty much nothing new to see in the bazaar. Asit has been the same as the year before, and the year before that. Except for one little detail of course.
I noticed that there have been a substantial increase in the number of shops that are selling motor vehicles. A lot of them actually. There are even a few of them that are selling brand new motorcycles as well. Here is a thought for you, imagine a friend of yours and you were to have the following conversation:

Friend: Hey dude, you want to follow me to the Bazaar at Geylang?
You: Yeah sure. But why?
Friend: Oh, i was thinking of buying a car. So i thought why not go to the bazaar and buy one.
You: Cool.

And i am pretty sure that this conversation has taken place. And notice that i have refrained from using any swear words. That is cos i'm fasting. Oh look. It's time to break fast. Fucking AWESOME!!!...

Magnetic Death To You Too...

2008-09-17T18:38:00.003+08:00

ReD_eYe - Death Magnetic the long awaited album from MetallicA. Being a huge MetallicA fan I bought it the day it was released 12th September 2008. The album is way way way different from St. Anger and to me this album is good.

Lets face it, MetallicA was super awesome in the 80's. You can't deny that. Over the years they 'evolve' and become totally different band. I think its something to do about cutting their hair short. Who knows maybe their hairs was the source of their previous 'Greatness'. That's a mystery no one wants to solve.

Being said that, Death magnetic is the right direction towards that 'Greatness'. Its not like the previous albums in the 80's, like Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets but its something that head towards that style of metal. The music and lyrics are again similar to their early work.

An example would be the "The Day That Never Comes" which I believe is their first single for the album. The song is great and has that 'One' feel towards it. Maybe its the music video for the song that make me compare "The Day That Never Comes" to "One". The song (The Day That Never Comes) starts slow and has a ballad feel to it but as the song progress it feels upbeat and more heavy. The riffs at the end or the outro sounds like 'One' or something from ...And Justice For All.

Don't get me wrong though, the song is great, one of my favorites in fact. Nice to see there are some instrumental songs in the album. MetallicA may or may not lost the ability to write good lyrics but they sure know their music. The instrumental part was a great and something any MetallicA fan would enjoy. Each riffs and the piano piece (yeah I know! its the first for them I think) was great and heavy at most parts. You would know its a MetallicA riff if you heard it, its that prominent believe me. As for the drums, well lets say Lars Ulrich did a great jobs as always.

Overall this album is a good one. MetallicA fans alike should get it and listen to it. I advise you not to compare it to the older ones and listen to it as it is. You will then understand that they have gone back to the 'essence' of MetallicA.

4 stars out of 5 stars.

Donkeys are smart like cows are green

2008-09-09T22:20:00.006+08:00

Crap_-_ Well, its been awhile since i posted anything up.. and i just noticed I've been starting most of my blogs with that line..
I also just noticed my fellow 2 other heads have been bz being patriotic, with their latest video showing how extremely patriotic they are towards our country. Well done guys.. next year's GST rebate will be twice the amount you are currently receiving now.
Anyway. i do not have any news or comments to post. Just thought i shud leave something here once awhile to mark my territory, like pissing next to a tree..just so people know i'm still alive. So thats all folks..and if you're wondering what the title has got to do with this blog? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.. and if u're pissed that u wasted ur life reading my entry? Please don't be.. cos spending time reading this post just goes to show that like me .. YOU HAVE NO LIFE..so there's nothing to waste

P.S. just for the record.. i still dun like that guy from www.STEVENLIM.net..

I will sue you...

2008-09-03T00:38:00.006+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ:- I juat wanted to make one thing clear. That there are some words and or phrases that i may or may not have used in this blog that are my own. And by my own i mean that they are my own words and that anyone who is no one, should never ever try to copy my shit. Because i will not hesitate to sue your ass, and that goes double for you Gurmit Singh. And just so you know, the reason that i have put up this post is to show it as proof for being the first person to have come up with the following combination of words, so i better not see them being printed on some bloody T-Shirts without getting some bloody royalties.

Original Phrases or sayings by I.R.BADBOYZ:

1) Lick My Ass Hair
2) With Enough Authority, you can get away with anything.
3) With Enough Authoritar, you can get away with anythar.
4) Gotta Stop Feeling with my balls, Thinking with my heart and speaking with my mind.
5) aww crap... i forgot the last one... damn memory loss...

And no... Number 5 is not actually the saying i meant to write there, i simply forgot what i was supposed to write. But that does not mean that if somebody wrote number 5 on a T-shirt that i won't sue them.

Stand Up For Singapore...

2008-08-12T05:40:00.006+08:00

ReD_eYe - Okay this is a short video I took during our NDP outing. There are photos of the mentioned outing as well. A photo speaks a thousand words but a video...Well you do the math. Anyways enjoy the video, enjoy the lameness, enjoy the fireworks and also enjoy 43 years of independence.

Well, there will be more videos coming your way. So check back soon. So Peace Out!

Bus And Fare Hike... again...

2008-08-02T23:15:00.006+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ : Damn you to hell SBS and SMRT... and most of all ... Gurmit Singh... damn you all to hell...

Ok now... let's start the blog. Apparently, it has come to my attention via reliable sources, and by reliable sources i mean Yahoo News (They are amazing by the way.), that both SBS and SMRT are planning to increase their fares again. What in the blue damn ass hell is going on here.( I love the fact that i can curse whatever the fuckety fuck fuck i want on this blog.) That is it, people, it's time for us all to bend down, show the bus and mrt people our butts and yell " Lick my ass hair you money-minded son of a gurmit singh!!!".
Let's all just start walking. Screw all of this riding on buses and mrts. Let's go back down to the old school. You can either buy cars and enjoy an hour of car jamming nonsense, or you can start walking to work, and gain a perky ass butt that makes you look that much better to the opposite sex. I'm just saying, sometimes to move ahead, you gotta step back a bit. So let's start walking, come on, buy your bottles of Johnny Walkers, and keep on walking. I.R.Badboyz out...

Moral of the Story: Start investing money on sidewalk side coffeeshops, or drink-stops. Let's get this ball rolling, START WALKING BITCHES!!!

Brazil vs Singapore Football Joke

2008-07-28T17:58:00.002+08:00

ReD_eYe - It is just before Singapore v Brazil on Monday. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know there’s a full house and everyone’s expecting a show but it's only Singapore. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered". Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play Singapore by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Singapore 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating Singapore all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) – Singapore 1 (Indra 89 minutes)". They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Singapore!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Singapore, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
GENIUS!

Why i refer to women as 'crazy people'...

2008-06-15T01:52:00.002+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ:- You know, i'm not a sexist person. But there comes a time when i do think that when God created women, he probably has no idea what he was doing. Or maybe he does? Who knows. But I have always believed that we men, with our abilities to come up with complex stuff like computers and binary codes and what not, have always been unable to understand the female psyche. And for that valid reason, i call women 'Crazy people'. And believe you me ladies, from where we guys are standing, and if you were in our shoes, you would definitely understand.
I actually came across a book. And it was actually written by a female author for men to better understand women that is. And it had these equations as examples to how men and women react to different situations. And here's my version of it.

A man's thoughts...

1) Damn i'm hungry. Hey it's dinnertime already?
2) Maybe i'll eat some Mee Goreng, plus they'll be playing the soccer game on TV, so i can watch the game as well.
3) Let's go to Simpang Bedok.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 = 3
Simple, yes?

A female's thoughts...

1) I'm hungry. It's dinnertime isn't it?
2) I wonder if i go out to eat too much? Or maybe not enough? Have i paid my phone bill yet? Why does my boyfriend want to go to Simpang Bedok... That place reminds me of my ex's... Plus there was that incident with my Hair. That was awful. Maybe i should wash my hair before i go out? Why do guys like to eat so late? The food is nice... but it is so oily and fattening, plus it gives me gas. And that can be so embarrasing...
3) I can't go to dinner. I'm really overwhelmed. Why can't my boyfriend understand.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 X L(!!) + COS(y) / Tan(3.142) - Sin(t) = 3

I call it. Crazy people math.
i am so bored.

Moral of the story: Even though it is hard to learn and understand. But Mathematics is essential for use in everyday life. And it is of the utmost importance that we should learn it and practice it well. For we never know when we may need to use it.

I'm an asshole..need i say more?

2008-06-13T23:01:00.003+08:00

Crap_-_.. ok folks..been MIA for awhile..well..guess what..i'm back! ANyway..came across this blog site. www.twistedpersonas.blogspot.com. Hmm what does the title of this entry gotta do with this ?? well..i'm an asshole..so..i'm gonna leave some rather unflattering remarks.

So..wat's this site about? it's another blog by another 'blogger'. Why am i gonna crap about it? ..BECAUSE i think he's gay. Read the posts..which guy in his right mind would call himself a "bitch"..oh..u like that huh? bitch.. and.. why does he mention something about finding himself a boyfriend. I dun even wanna mention about the stuff that's written..simply GAY.. well. the word "gay" also means happy..however this dude seems to be a bitchy sad homesexual..so we shud use call him BSH instead..becos he doesn;t seem gayishly gay at all.

Anyway.. there are thousands of dudes out there who blog like this.. about how everything's wrong with their lives. how the world seems so unfair. how they are pussies who can't just shutup .. PEOPLE.. wake UP!.. crying about all this emotional garbage makes u seem like a sensitive guy?? nope..just means u're a sad sad useless piece of crap. Yeah..i know there's probably someone who reads this post who's gonna say "omg..wat an insensitive piece of crap".Well u are right..CRap is insensitive..i mean..have u tried talking about ur feelings to ur own pieces of crap u make ?? Does the CRAP reply u and counsel u?

I remember a time not so long ago when people wrote about their feelings..especially their more negative emotions in a diary..have u people forgotten how to do that? get a pen..and a stupid notebook..and write ur all your "emotionally charged garbage" in it..and spare us from reading it online. People dun really care about how sad u are..or how gayishly gay u are.. spending time writing crap about how the world is unfair makes u look lame.. No one will really sympathise with u..especially if u are guys.. SO stop letting people know u are wussies and maybe u might actually get laid with a chick someday.

Well..thats my rants for today..Adios people..and i know u dun really care wat i write about anyway..so go blame the world for ur lack of concern but please write it down somewhere which no one else can see..like inside ur A hole or something..

Olympolitcis?

2008-04-28T00:39:00.003+08:00

Crap_-_ Ok folks..this topic is a breakaway from the usual crap i normally offload here..it;s got to do with the OLympics..
Wat exactly is it? for those of you who have been living under a rock ..it's this major global sporting event that held once every few years.how many exactly i never bothered to count..never really followed it..and probably never will. Why den am i writing on it? Read on to find out.
Well a brief history on the Olympic games... In ancient greece, men from all over the country would come to compete for fame, glory and all that bullcrap..how u actually gain fame from dashing along a mud track in the fastest amount of time..i will never understand. And oh yeah..they competed in the nude..how homo can it get. Anyway..in modern times..the atheletes no longer run around in the buff..thank goodness, can u imagine a bunch of guys running around the national stadium in the buff during the 100m hurdles..it's sooo wrong.
Ok..so this year it;s gonna be held in beijing, china. Well..and if u actually do watch tv or read the news..you'll know by now that there;'s been a crap load of protests from people about it being held in china. What i do not understand is the reason they use for protesting. One of the reasons is that China is a serious offender of human rights..they apparently beat people with metal spikes there for staring or something as these protesters believe..wow.. Alright..i;m gonna say this only once.. I do not know if they really do it like that there, but what i know is.. u can get whacked with a ten foot metal spiked poke anywhere u go, anywhere between Antartica and the North pole. So anyway..these protesters go..hey! let's boycott the olympics by head butting the torch bearers when they run thru our country.
So i guess harressing torch bearers on wheel chairs is very ethical eh..u know what incident i;m refering to..u dumb wankers.. Oh yeah.. and chasing torch bearers across half your cities is too right?? I can see your're only trying to help them run faster...amazing behaviour by these folks who call themselves human rights activists.. I hope u get a plane stuck up ur asses soon.
The Olympics is all about sports.. Nothing more.. I'm not gonna delve into the political reasons i believe are really behind all this nonsense because i believe politics and sports shud never be mixed together.. and IF China really had so many human rights violations with so many people dying all over the country..explain why it is the most populous nation in the world today..
I say..do not boycott the olympics, whether it;s held in IRaq or Afghanistan or whatever.. Leave the sports to the sportsmen..and for those of u atheletes who are boycotting the games for one reason or another..SHAME ON YOU.. just admit u are not taking part because u know you can;t win and stop hiding behind all these stupid protesters. For those of you who are taking part and who support the olympics....thou i dun think i;ll be watching it much if at all.. I salute u and wish u all the best.. just try not to do run around naked.. unless you're a hot swimmer or gymnast in the women's team.. :)`

Things that piss me off... Volume... umm...

2008-04-27T19:29:00.003+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Now don't alarm yourself. I'm not advertising or promoting anything on this site. Unless I am paid to do so. Actually... It's quite the contrary.... And it does has a lot to do with this company called 'Courts'. Don't worry... i'm not trying to get sued... since all the facts that i'm going to list down are real and true...
The reason I am writing this article is because I got really sick and tired of people telling me how wonderful this so-called Furniture Mall is... How their prices and promotions make it easier for people on the lower side of the income scale... Hmm... let's see how true that is shall we...
Look at the price of this LCD tv above. Bear in mind it's a promotional price. And even so... the price of the "Branded" 42 inch LCD TV is still not any lower than any non-promotional properly "branded" LCD TV. But that's OK... some would say that they have to keep their prices high cos usually they have to break these prices down into installments... yeah... sure... Now take out your calculator... and multiply that S$22.27 weekly over 48 months and see what you get. And for those not really good at maths... Here's the formula:-
Payment of S$22.27 weekly which would mean a monthly payment of S@22.27 X 4.
Multiply that a further 48 times.
So its... 22.27 X 4 X 48.

Now look at the number you got. And compare it with the original price of S$2699/-.
Some would say... "OK what!... Got interest mah". Well okay then. For an item that is not completely yours until 4 years later... you would assume that your warranty would last you as long... Uhuh... Nope. Most of these warranties are 1 maybe 2 years tops. And if you want to extend it... you have to pay hefty amounts to do so... And that's not all... Here's the best part... their customer service...
Here's how it goes... If you were late for even an installment payment by a week to a month ( this varies by individual ) they will call you and ask you to make the payment as soon as possible. That sounds OK still. But imagine the call going like this." Excuse me Sir/Mdm. Make your payment by tomorrow OK." So you say OK. And slam the phone is put down. No 'please'... or 'Maybe you have overlooked your payment". Imagine 3 years down the road. Your product no longer works... Your warranty is expired... And you're still paying $22.27/- weekly for nothing whatsoever... And one day you decide... To hell with all of this. I'm not paying anymore. Now here's where the fun starts. First they harrass you by calling you. Send you letters from their 'lawyers'. After which 'Debt collectors' they hired start calling you to no end. And visit your house and harrass you. And finally. They take civil action against you over maybe a measily sum of $400/- to $500/- that you have left to pay.
Most people would think... No lah. They wont sue you or take you to court for that small a sum. Plus they have to pay money to their lawyers and what not. But what you don't know is... in one of the clauses in the agreement you signed when purchasing their product, it states that all the legal costs will be incurred by the customer as well... hahaha... and that's when you know you have been screwed...

Moral of the story: Please people... stop telling me that Courts is a wonderful place to buy your stuff at... there are a bunch of testimonials that i can show you from people i know that will prove otherwise... And COURTS... if you are reading this and are not happy about it... THEN WHY DONT YOU SUE ME!!!... COME ON!!! DO IT!!! COS IF YOU DO!!! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE HEARS ABOUT IT AND BOYCOTT YOUR WHOLE COMPANY!!! THEN SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO YOU OPPRESSING, CONNIVING, IMMORAL EXCUSE OF A WANNABE MULTI NATIONAL COMPANY!!!...

Updates, Updates, Updates... (think of the song "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps")

2008-04-25T18:12:00.003+08:00

ReD_eYe - Hello everyone! It’s been awhile and I think I'm long overdue to write something here.

Firstly, we have to give I.R.BADBOYZ a lot of credit since he is the only one keeping this website alive. Thanks to him, his ability to do mind-taking and his tremendous amount of free time, he has managed to conjure up some great articles that has made this website fresh and popular among the masses. Thank you Minge! (said in Gary’s voice)

CRap is busy trying to keep his sanity in that insane school of his. Think of it this way; imagine CRap as Will Smith in I Am Legend, where Crap is the only sane man and alive in New York City. Keeping sane nowadays is very hard work, so please understand if you do not see his posts very often.

As for me, I am very busy with my day job. I know it’s not a good excuse but business has been good lately and a lot of things need to be done to keep all of my company's transactions moving smoothly. In fact due to work, I have no free time even for myself. Well I think that's how working life is like I guess. However, do not fret! I shall do my best to make way an hour or two to do an article per month!

Okay, introductions aside, here are some serious matters I have to let you guys know. We are currently on the verge of doing some great things for the website. Yay! Expect more videos made by us and also we are printing NeeD3HeaD T-shirts. These T-shirts will soon be available and is for sale for the public. As for when the T-shirts will be out is too soon to say but expect it to happen in the coming months. We will even post some article describing about our T-shirts making process so watch this space if you are interested.

Finally, we have to say thank you very much to the readers and fans (if any) that had spent or sacrificed their free time just to read our articles. Special thanks to the people that gave a little more attention to us by writing comments and also our tag board. Your positive and negative statements are the main driving force to make articles and kept us going. Not forgetting our friends and family for their love and support for us. And of course last and certainly not the least, GOD, for creating and inspire us so we can create NeeD3HeaD.

C-String... the unedited version

2008-04-22T14:25:00.014+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Hey there... I know it's been a while since we've put up any sort of video in this blog. So i decided to give all of you a treat. It's a video i made. Well, actually... It's a video i subbed. And in a way it's related to the old topic where i was discussing about the C-String. Well whatever.. just watch it and hope you enjoy it...

Yeah i know it's kinda hard to read... It was my first time doing it... I'll try to improve the next time. If i can be bothered that is.

Will the idiocy ever end... yeah i know idiocy is not a word...

2008-04-18T17:17:00.005+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ :- Sorry for the long dry spell. Not that I did not have anything to blog about... I just could not have been bothered... But one incident happened these past few days that deserved an opinion from myself.. I believe by now some of you might recognize the infamous name... Andrew Teo.

Apparently Singapore is using the year 2008 to utterly embarrass themselves on a global scale... why you ask? First we prove to the world that our Air-tight security status was based on absolutely nothing... and now... Well it seems we can't seem to hold a proper 'heated' arguement in English...
What happened was, A taxi driver was called via booking and parked along the roadside in front of Mediacorp's office or something... However the taxi driver had stopped on the wrong side of the road... actually it was not even a road... more like a two way lane. And one pissed off staff namely Mr Andrew Teo came out... and came all over the taxi driver ( okay... sorry... this part was made up). Actually The Teotious man ( 'Teo' sounds like the word 'Right or Correct' in chinese.... so i thought... teotious might mean righteous...) went out and took it upon himself to make this taxi driver understand that what he was doing was wrong. And Of course all the taxi driver did is considered a minor traffic offense... but the Teotious man felt that using vulgarities on him was the right thing to do... and after capturing the whole thing on video via his mobile phone... The Teotious bastard... oh sorry... i meant to say... The Teotious man went and uploaded the video on youtube. Believing that Singaporeans would worship him like how ancient Greeks worshipped Zeus for the so-called 'Act of Heroism'... And after receiving tons of hate comments for what he did, the Teo-Man removed the video and his youtube account profile to avoid further embarrassment to himself... the video is still on youtube... under the label of "Cab Driver and Civillian Scolding *fuck* off"... how very original... even misspelled civilian...

Moral of the story: Singapore... come on... please... before posting anything on youtube... seek a second... or even third opinion from a stranger about whether what you have caught on video might or might not put our country to shame... Now we look like a country that lacks 2% in both Security Capability and To converse heatedly in English... sigh...

New Terms of Description

2008-04-05T15:09:00.003+08:00

Crap_-_ Hi folks...been awhile since i actually put anything up . Ok some of you folks may not believe this but singaporeans are always coming up with new phrases and words to describe situations/people/characteristics etc. I made one such phrase myself. Those of you who are familiar with me may already have guessed it. Its called " Pulling a Cheeguan".

The term 'pulling a cheeguan' was coined in honor of a very good fren of mine who loves to perform this stunt all the time. No prizes for figuring out who this friend is..and if u are this good friend of mine be happy i;m featuring u on the blog..
Anyway this saying of 'pulling a cheeguan' is actually quite a common characteristic of people. Everyone pulls a cheeguan once awhile. YES YOU ALL DO. Even i do it occasionally. However i made this term in honor of this buddy because he seems to be the most frequent user of this behaviour.
Now let me explain what it means

Pulling a Cheeguan : Defination- To make plans with someone and than not showing up, not informing and doing a disappearing act similiar to David Blaine/David Copperfield/Cris Angel, while the party who's waiting for you has already set time up to meet you.
Example : Mr X says: " Eh Bro, Tonight meet up for dinner at 8pm ok? Confirm coming lah, i will meet u, dun make other plans hor"... (at 8pm, u call and Mr X and he doesn't picks up. You worried some dogs raped his ass so u keep calling. At 9pm still uncontactable but phone rings. At 10pm if you;re lucky here's how it goes) Mr X:" eh..i at home le. Tired lah.."(if you're unlucky it might take u a week b4 he gets back to you.) Normally at this moment you will be going "$@^$#!^$#%@!#@!# "
Example of usage : "eh bro, tonite going to visit donny at the hospital, he might die
anytime..don't go pulling a cheeguan now"
"!@$@#%@, John pulled a Cheeguan on me again and left me waiting at
home hungry after i turned downed a hot date because i thought we were
bros..wasn't it Bros b4 Hoes? "

Nice terms to use in your everyday life. Go ahead and try it out. :)

JI fugivitive has more people concerned about security

2008-03-27T19:32:00.003+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ: - Actually this title i wrote above is from an online news article by the good people of Channel News Asia... I would advice you to read this article first if you want to have any chance at all at understanding what I am blabbering about today...

Here's the link :- http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20080327/tap-337508-231650b.html
(hopefully the link works... i did'nt bother to test it out...)

Anyways... in this article they went around taking polls from 15 year old students all around Singapore (Cos everyone else would just ignore them as they would an Apek selling tissue packets outside the MRT stations around Singapore)... The polls were with close regards to the topic of our latest criminal celebrity Mr Mas Selamat... And the article also had various inputs from our country's so-called "top-minds" and "influential" people... here's a quote from the article:-
" But others seem disheartened by the fact that a month has already gone by. Singapore is too small a place for someone to evade detection for so long, said finance analyst Nazirah Akhtar, 27. And many find it hard to believe Mas Selamat could have survived in a forested area for so long. Said IT consultant Loh Guopei, 27, "What has he been living on? Coconuts?" "...

I don't know whether you all know this but... Apparently our country is being run by 27 year olds... especially those in the Finance and IT sector no doubt... I mean Really!!? What... why... who are these people...? First and foremost we have Miss Nazirah Akhtar, a financial analyst, who believes that after watching the first two seasons of prison break, she is an expert of the matter... And then we have Mr Loh Guopei, our IT guy who I can safely bet is a packing a bit more weight around his weight than most... Cos he believes that a person cannot survive a day if they do not eat at Burger King for breakfast, dinner and lunch...

I'm not even going to bother to write a 'moral of the story' for this post... Cos seriously... to Miss Nazirah Akhtar and Mr Loh Guopei... Here's some constructive criticism for you guys... Fuck you...

Horoscope time people. Gather around...

2008-03-20T08:17:00.007+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ : I wanted to try it once... to write out my own specialized set of horoscope readings... Actually what i did was to take a chunk from usual horoscope meanings and added a bit of truth to them... And don't be frightened at how accurate they are... It's a gift really...

Aquarius
You are extremely creative and make your way to the top fast. Which means you are a lying bastard. And everybody knows it because of all the bullshit that comes out of your mouth are hardly believable. Because of this, people think you are stupid and sort of a jerk. You should probably stick your shit back up your ass.

Taurus
You are very straightforward and have never-say-die attitude. But it is due to the fact that you never get anything done right the first time and have had a lot of practice to develop that attitude of yours. As such, you grow up to become extremely stubborn and thick-skinned. You know that hole that all humans have where shit comes out from... that is you. That you definitely are.

Leo
You are perceived as a Leader, a born leader. Or at least that's what you think. Cos people know that you're a retard. Because most Leo's turn out to be bullies who are indeed very vain and don't take too kindly to criticism. Your arrogance is unrivaled and all of you are thieving dip shits. And lastly, Leo's tend to enjoy masturbation over sex and are gay for doing so.

Sagittarius
You are extremely upbeat and think very positively. And since most of you do not have any real talent, you tend to get by in life by relying on pure ass dumb luck. You are indeed a worthless piece of crap. Sorry.

Pisces
You have a vivid imagination and often tend to dabble in the realm of the unknown. Which means that you are actually kind of a crazy person. You tend to have very minor influences among friends. So you're basically harmless. You lack true confidence and have bad body odour.

Gemini
Its not surprising that most twins born are Geminis. And if you are not a twin, then there are two possibilities. Either your other twin died at birth or... you were adopted. So... if you're adopted then i am afraid you have to find out your real birthday then and read my horoscopes again.

Virgo
You are the very perfectionist and law abiding type. You have no soul for you do not really have the capability to care for another person. You probably think sex is a chore and often fall asleep while doing it. You would make a great pimp. Or a ruler in some third world country.

Scorpio
Scorpio's are the worst. You are the sort that would step and stab your way to the top. You lack any sort of ethics whatsoever. Due to this you are technically perfect as you would most probably become rich. However you will die young because Scorpio's are usually murdered.

Aries
You are the idea man. Which means that you are the inventor type cos you think up new stuff all the time. And you think everybody else is a dumb ass. You love to ridicule and talk down to people and piss everyone off. Basically, you are a prick.

Cancer
People know Cancers for being sympathetic and understanding to other's problems. And you are often seen as a nosey piece of shit as well. Which you are by the way. You love to procrastinate which means that you live on welfare and are'nt worth more than that piece of shit stuck to your shoe. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. For those who are not in prison, you'll die of cancer most likely. How Ironic.

Libra
You are the artsy-fartsy kind and are often not appreciated in your time. Most Libra males are gay and Women sluts. And all of you have at least one kind of a sexually transmitted disease. And the only way for you to be remembered in history is to be the first person ever to die from herpes.

Capricorn
You keep to yourself a lot and you're basically afraid of taking any sort of risks.Capricorns have never yet made any real difference to the world. Mostly because they are all donkey-raping-shit-eating cowards.You probably should kill yourself.

Hope you enjoyed that bitter sweet taste i like to call 'THE TRUTH'... and oh yes... i hate you all...

Things that confuse me...

2008-03-15T02:20:00.010+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ :- Men and Women of the world... Behold... the almighty C-String... and please be a bit mature while reading this post you perverted bastards... or should i say skebe... ('Skebe' is japanese for Pervert) I prefer saying skebe cos it rolls nicely off the tongue... skebe... (Pronounced 'SSS-KAY-BAY') Fun to say that word isn't it... anyways...

Like i was saying... this C-STRING is actually a new type of undergarment... or underwear.. hmm... are they the same thing?..
It's suppose to replace the conventional underwears that your moms wear and I take off... you know... stuff like thongs and G-Strings and what not... I must say that the guy that designed this is the biggest 'skebe' there is...

But what is weird about this little invention is... I myself do not know what to make of it... The first time i saw it i was like " Did she decorate her pubes or something... what the hell is that shit!!!"... It's just confusing... Should I be turned on that there is more flesh?... It just don't feel right... But then again... Maybe it's like hearing some of those new Justin Timberlake or Timbaland songs... You gotta let it simmer in the brain a while and then you'll start to get it...

*polka dot... eeeee.... teeheheee...

I call that the Brazillian Sponge
Wax...

-i guess they could not afford to photoshop that out huh...

Moral of the Story: You will know it is the end of the world when they start making bikin versions of these stuff... C'mon guys... there should be a line drawn somewhere.. for me it's the G-String... for public view that is... I mean really... what's next... Some Fabric that wraps up our Dick and Balls in fancy little Turban shapes... WTF...

Useless things in the world - Part Four

2008-03-12T16:35:00.004+08:00

ReD_eYe - Okay seriously, when will they stop making useless things? Well you guys have to wait a little longer because there is another useless thing in our world today. This 'thing' has place canned food (a useful item) and fast food (a food chain restaurant) into a whole another level.

A company manages to fuse a cheese burger in a can. Thus making it into a CANGER. Yeah I noticed too. It sounds awfully close to CANCER isn’t it? Well I am not surprise if you get CANCER by eating one of this CANGER. Can food has been around for quite some time now and to me it’s a godsend. Especially the can food tuna made by AYAM BRAND. In case of emergency (meaning no food to eat and you don't want to bother yourself to call for McDonalds/KFC or go to your nearest Hawker Centre) you just have to open the can up and VIOLA! tuna in a can and it is so good that you can even eat it on its own. *smiles*

It’s okay for tuna really. This is due to the fact that tuna is being cooked and prepared PROPERLY. As for this "CANGER" don't expect it to look like a burger like the above inserted picture. It’s going to look like minced meat with pieces of bread in it. In my opinion, that is not even a burger. The Company should not call it a burger in a can nor a CANGER. They just have to call it minced meat and bread with a side of lettuce.

Honestly I have not tried one. But will I try it? The answer is NO. The reason is simple: if they can't get the name right for the food they prepare, there is a high chance the taste won't be right either.

So if you want to have useless meals in the forest don’t pack AYAM BRAND TUNA but instead pack a CANGER. You Have Been Warned.

Shopping!!!

2008-03-11T02:34:00.005+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ- I know i do not talk about girly stuff like shopping very often... the only reason i go to the mall is to either eat at McDonald's or to buy stuff i need... and in yesterday's instance... i needed to buy me some toiletries... and of course... i had ReD_eYe to tag along as well... we also had a mission... to not only buy my stuff but to buy a padlock for one of our friends who is finally entering into National Service... anyways... getting back to the point... we happened to come across some rather interesting items that we thought we should show you and here are two excellent examples...

ITEM NUMERO UNO: Will be a Pink Coloured 'intimately BECKHAM' deodorant spray for women... sigh... let me put it this way... you don't see beyonce knowles or britney spears having a perfume or deodorant line for men... that's all i got to say about this... on the the next product...

ITEM NUMERO DOS: Is it DOS? What language is the word 'numero' from anyway? Hmm... Anyways... This little picture was taken at the back of the packaging for a combination lock that i had bought... But if you would read the back carefully... And for you Singaporeans reading this blog... Read it as if you were an Ah Beng... and you will understand why this item is by far one of the most hilarious one that i have come across... Unlock way and Lock way... classic...

Moral of the story: There is no moral here... maybe there is... hmm.. how about this... If you cannot do something properly... then save the embarrassment by not doing it...

They call him Selamat... Mat Selamat... Now we know why...

2008-03-05T02:05:00.004+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Oh Yes.... We have finally done it... Oh yes... The picture on the left as you know is our Singapore's very own Mr. Mas Selamat Bin Kastari... And all I have to say is... Congratulations Mr Kastari on raising one hell of a kid... It's impressive on any note that this man has escaped from prison a total of 3 times... Don't believe me?... Google it...

Singapore... Oh My Dear Singapore... Why oh why are we able to keep pickpockets and petty criminals inside our low security facilities so well and yet Mr. Selamat found it so easy to escape from a High Security Detention Facility... But I don't blame Singapore... This Selamat is one slippery fella... Mat Selamat...

That name itself is ironic... For many of you who may not know... 'Selamat' in malay means 'safe'... and the word 'Selamat' is also used as a manner of saying good bye to someone... And for that reason, most would find this whole situation absolutely hilarious... For all we know... Our Government let him escape... Because i believe i might have heard over the news announcement them saying this," Mr Selamat has escaped from our detention facility.... pun intended"... Or maybe i might have heard wrongly... who knows...

Moral of the story: I have already stopped watching that TV show Prison Break after Season 2... cos it kinda got crappy and stupid... Maybe if Prison Break were to have lets say a spin off... called ' Prison Break : Chronicles of Selamat'... it would be awesome... i'd watch that shit... the man... unlike the actor from Prison Break, actually escaped from what many call one of the most highest security prison in the world... even westerners describe out country as one where security breaches are virtually unheard of...

Not Another Ghost Photo!!!

2008-02-19T11:37:00.006+08:00

pic on left: Our artist's own impressions of what the orb look like..
pic below: Actual Pic of ORBS...wooooo

Crap_-_ Ok folks, i'm sorry that i have to write about something related to the supernatural. Once again, i'll like to state that my views are mine alone. If you do not like them..WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS POST?? No one forced you to read my rantings..if you like to read em so much and den put dumb comments on the tagged board..You must really love me.

Anyway, there's this society in our little island that goes around investigating supernatural happenings. Yes, we have a bunch of our very own ghostbusters. No they are not your usual Bomohs/tangkis/Yogis/wateveryouwannacall em. These are folks with very modern and hi tech gear. Ok..maybe not ghostbusters, more of ghostly investigators. I'm sure some of you people have actually heard of them. Quite a famous bunch actually, been featured on the papers, tv and all sorts of media..they even have a website!!! Why am i crapping about them? Do i really idolize them? well..NOOOOOOOO.

Been reading the crap on their site lately as i really have nothing better to do online. Why am i gonna diss them? well..for that..you have gotta check out their apparent "evidence" of ghosts caught on camera.The pic at the top of the post is their evidence. Apparently those round dots are GHOSTS!! SCARY EH?!?

I cannot believe it when people actually show publish pictures like that and tell them those are spirits. Just FYI..these "things" are labeled ORBS.. Honestly putting up photos like that is dumb enough..and they just had to take it one step further by saying..look closely, some of these ORBS have faces in em..omg..YEAH rite...just like how the moon smiles and waves at me every night too. Hello!?!? Are you people so desperate to show us your evidence that you'll actually put that up as evidence? I used to think that guy from www.STEVENLIM.net is a deuche..but you folks have just won a nomination for biggest deuches in the universe. Congrats. Please stop posting such nonsensical pictures. Its a joke if the people from the AREA 51 investigation team find out that we, a small island nation which has accomplished so much is still so lame in terms of our so called supernatural societies..and i pity the folks who actually spend money to follow you on your so called "investigation" trails.. You charge the gullible money to bring them on a wild goose chase..you bunch of Silly Paranormal Idiots...

Ah Meng

2008-02-17T16:06:00.002+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - As most of us Singaporeans know, or maybe this is the first time you have heard about this little piece of news even though it was all over the front pages of various news papers all around Singapore. Our Singapore Zoo's beloved icon, Ah Meng the Orang Utan has passed on... And why, nobody knows... The investigation is still on going.... Actually I don't really know or care how, when or why it happened and made the previous statement up as I did not bother to look into the matter. And i predict that this article might generate a few 'hate' comments... but i think i'll live...
I honestly can say that it is indeed sad that the animal above died, as upset as I am when I see a dead rat or cat on the street.... It's still an animal Singapore!!!... C'mon... People are dying all over the world and you put a huge picture of Ah Meng on the news paper for a couple of days... what is wrong with you people... Is Singapore really that boring... I don't even want to continue on typing cos it's not even worth the effort anymore...

Moral of the Story: If our Singapore reporters were to focus their articles on the plight of some unfortunate Singaporeans who struggle to survive day by day on every newspaper main page every day. Then maybe... Just maybe... People will help these people... And not because they want to... But because they don't want any more articles on poor people on their news... cos it's just too depressing... And yes i know... I am a genius... Who knew...

We are becoming celebs!!!!

2008-02-15T18:26:00.004+08:00

The following are my thoughts and mine alone. No one forced you to read em, and any references to people living or dead is purely conincidental. If you do not like anything that's being said..go away..shoo.. We don;t like u either.. Go to www.shoemaniacs.blogspot.com and read the stuff there..

CRap_-_ ok..been awhile since i put anything up on the site. Nothing much going on.. however i noticed we've been getting some negative comments on the tag board..well..guess wat, with fame comes notoriety..WOOHOO..
Honestly, i'll take all your stupid criticism..however, when i see people like MIMO...whoever u r..wat does it stand for anyway..My Intellect Missing Olreadi?? Yes..if you can't type a proper sentence or your grammar is rubbish..do not attempt to comment on our TAG board. I mean wat the hell do you mean when u say "stupid boys they are ..no life". The correct way you should phrase it should be.." Stupid boys they HAVE no life"..even then..its somehow still sounds weird.
I'm fine with spelling errors..probably have tons of em in this post..but i can never accept negative comments in broken english. If you can't write ..please don't. Call MOE up and request that they let u retake your English Paper at PSLE level. Or did u drop out of kindergarden even before u went to primary school becos the class hamster scored better than you in all subjects including playtime?? Really..i have nothing against people who leave criticism..but please...constructive or really good ones only..I welcome it. The rest of you who can't write a proper sentence with meaning please go back to playschool.

Finally..just a personal message from me to u at ur level MIMO..(believe me..i tried my best to make it readable for you)
So you very angry n think think we veli stupid becos u know write in our tagged board??Den u so clever boy like u lots lots but we is lame boys. You win i scared you win lor. Me is no life no you smart clever not lame boy..sucky donkey moomoo boo boo woohoo..
(If you can understand wat the above meant..congrats u can read 'mimo' i cos i dun know wat the F@$# i was writing about )

Recent Events....

2008-02-15T15:38:00.005+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Ahh... Geylang Sipaku Geylang (Is it even Sipaku?)... Don't you just love that song... So innocent to the kids... so obscene to everybody else...

Quite recently there have been some discussions going about almost everywhere in Singapore with regards to a little place they call Geylang, which to me is like a little slice of heaven on earth... It's a magical place... where boys become men and men becoming boys again... It's Singapore's very own Red Light District... Ladies and Gentlemen... I present to you...Geylang...

And of course... just like everything else in Singapore that was once good and holy... like being able to smoke and litter and chew gum wherever the hell we like... These people with no lives whatsoever are now in the midst of discussion with regards to the actions that should be taken against this lovely little place called Geylang... I would personally like to kill these people but it is just not possible as these people have no lives... And how do you kill something that has no life?...

So let me just explain to you Singapore as to why we actually need a place like Geylang... For not a man in Singapore has never entered this sacred land... For without this divine land... This oh so magical wonderland of pure joy... Without it men would not be able to release their inner most sexual tensions which builds up inside of them... And if they were unable to release their sexual tensions altogether... Then you better make sure that you hire bodyguards for your children who are walking home late at night... For they are no longer safe from the sexual predators at night... Imagine the movie "I am Legend"... you get my drift... I don't know about you... But I worry for my future kids...

Moral of the Story: I notice that there have been a lot of hate messages on the tag boards recently... And unfortunately I have to admit I am partially at fault for it... So i would like to make it clear to these 'Haters' once and for all...

Dear Haters,
I Know that at some point in my life. I had sex with your mothers in a manner that is anything but discreet. Which obviously led to your fathers finding out and divorcing your mother and also disowning you causing you years and years of misery as a child who was raised without a father. I am indeed sorry for that. Can't we all just get along...

I'm sorry... Actually I don't really care...

2008-02-14T00:41:00.005+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Well... Hi... Sorry for the delay... Was busy saving the world... I was hospitalised... Kind of... And try not to hurt your head wondering what i'm talking about... it's an inside joke...

Anyways... It seems in the time that I have been gone... the two other douche bags namely ReD_eYe and Crap did not seem to contribute much... but then again... they are douche bags... but i love them all the same... And since my head is still kind of in a twirl and what not... i'll leave something here for your entertainment...

Basically these are excerpts from a real book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and
about things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters... so enjoy...

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do .
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
DOCTOR: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?!
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
DOCTOR: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
DOCTOR: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
DOCTOR: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
DOCTOR: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
DOCTOR: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
ATTORNEY: I see, but could t he patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
DOCTOR: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and pracitising law.

Yeah I know it's lame... cos you probably read it somewhere... but thought i'd share it nonetheless... since it's Christmas... i think... i don't know... how long was I in the hospital?...
Watch out soon for some threads that are definitely more interesting than this... now that i'm back...

The Calling Of Duties For; More Than Ware Fair...

2008-02-13T11:14:00.009+08:00

ReD_eYe - Ok let’s be honest here. The reason I did not post any new articles is because of two things: My day job and my night job. Well I am a trader by day but a "killer" by night. Before you go off and warn the authorities about my killing ways, let me elaborate on what I meant by "killer". Well my night job is very hectic. It requires dexterity, patience, skill and determination. The term "killer" here is killing people in the online world. It’s safe, legal and it has huge amount of satisfaction involved. It’s the best thing in the world to do absolute chaos and destruction. You won't be blamed of having Weapons of Mass Destruction and then a certain superpower will not invade your home claiming you have such weapons (which you don't) and take your crude oil (in this case cooking oil) as their own. It’s completely safe and legit.

How do you kill someone online? Well there are these things called computer/console games. They are the best things ever happen to me since Television. These "games" will allow you to kill people in the online world and BE commended. The "games" in question are Battlefield 2 (BF2) and Call of Duty 4 (COD4). They are First Person Shooters (FPS)* and my personal multiplayer game favorites. Both of these games are great and they really reward you by killing more people (the enemy).

For BF2, you can rise up through the ranks. You start as a private soldier and if you are dedicated enough you can rise up till a 4 star general which is kind of surreal if you ask me. Which country has her generals fighting at the front lines? Anyways I digress. Apart of rising up the ranks you can be awarded badges and ribbons. BF2 is really a squad base game and you have to have teamwork to dominate your enemy. (My Current Rank: Gunnery Sergeant. Game Nick: aron_het)

For COD4, it’s a different story: It’s more of an individual thing. You will rely on your survival and fighting skills. You have to customize your soldier and bring death to your enemies. I guess you still can have teamwork in the game such as providing suppressing fire or create a diversion so that your other team members can flank the enemy. As for ranks go, it’s much easier to achieve a 4 star general than BF2. (My Current Rank: 1st Lieutenant. Game Nick: ReDeYe)

Well it goes to show killing is indeed a fun thing to do. No doubt about it. No wonder there are a lot of killings going on in our world today. After playing these games, you will understand why killers keep on killing. But remember the way they do their killing is WRONG. You can be a serial killer but keep it in the online world of gaming. So guys why don't you pick up a copy of BF2 or COD4 today and start killing!

FYI: If you play BF2 or COD4 and want to kill me or kill alongside me, add me via XFIRE** with the username: redeye1984 or aron_het

*(FPS) is a genre in the gaming world. It’s like Pop to Music.
**XFIRE is an online and popular VIOP for online gaming. It’s like Friendster to Internet

Some Updates...

2008-02-01T16:55:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Well it has been awhile for anyone of the need3head crew post something. A lot has happen but to summarize, I have been busy with my day job. CRap is busy superpoking people and experiencing a new world called Facebook. As for I.R.BADBOYZ he got admitted into a hospital. But do not fret! We will be back soon. And one more thing have a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!*

*subject to change

Crappy thoughts again

2008-01-26T19:05:00.000+08:00

CRap _-_ Ok folks, the need3head crew visited Old Changi hospital the night before, we took many interesting videos and photos..however REDEYE..being a dipshit messed up our greATEST moment when IR actually keponged(is that a word??) some folks..I'll leave that crap for the guys to put up when they upload the pics.

Anyway, got home and found a True singapore ghost stories vol 16 book . Decided to read it to continue the ghostly feelings. However, i am sad to say that there is no hope for locally written books anymore. What with stupid lame ass stories about a ghost dressed up in basketball jersey outfit bouncing some kid's dads head on top of their cars, the author's lame dipshit views of alien abduction and an 'actual' story about some lady whose husband got abducted by aliens while they were at pulau hantu..wow..SCARY~~
I've got an idea anyway. Apparently they are offering $2000 as a prize if you write in and your story gets published. I AM GONNA write in with some dumb ass story about a red tie i bought recently(really...it was for my friend's wedding) and i've been dreaming about being a hitman..inspired by the movie HITMAN. Won't be surprised if i actually read it there..so folks..watch out for it and be prepared to get scared.BOOOOOO~
If it gets published..pls do not bother with supporting locally written stories again. I am however still supportive of you guys who wanna write in and try for that $2000 prize..So remember to come up with your supposed "true" and "original" ghost stories...something like how a weird chick climbs out from your tv screen or your camera being able to take pics of ghosts and trap em inside.

P.S. i keep getting that that famous author who wrote the books is related to someone i know..someone who's brother shot down an MRT train..talk about true singapore cock stories!!!
i meant ghosts...onward with the LEGENDS!

Crappy thoughts

2008-01-23T19:47:00.001+08:00

CRap_-_ Ok folks..been awhile since i actually wrote anything here. Well its been kinda slow recently without any stupid things to talk about. I would say the most interesting thing that happened was last night when i think i heard cats mating below my block..but hey, not gonna stoop to that level of crapping about 2 pussy cats making out. Gonna do worse..i;m gonna do a book review..
Have been reading some ghost stories lately by this singapore writer..NO it's not russell lee. Its this dude that has his book titles thats always 'something' Nightmares .example...pussycatsmating nightmares . publisher is VJ times..i'm guessing u folks who actually read local ghost story books would have some idea by now. Well, i have 1 word for this series of stories...SUCKDONKEYBALLS(it's actually 3 words but if u do not leave spaces in between they become 1 word). Its horrible..full of terrible grammar, spelling, ugly fonts and stories so frightening they scare my pet rock into not moving at all. Yes..it's terrible. I bet i had classmates in primary school who could write better. For those of you who don't believe wat i say..go read some of those books. If i could i would lift an entire passage from one of those short stories in it and post it here for u guys to read but that would be an infringement of copyright laws.
However, to every bad shit that comes about there's always a silver lining to it..and in this case, i have discovered that the stories in the book make u crap faster. No it's not becos it's so scary u shit ur pants..it;s becos u wanna hurry the shit up and get out of the toilet so u dun have to finish the book. Yes it's true. Its great material to leave in your toilet especially if u have someone living in your house that takes forever to get his crap done in the morning when u're rushing to use it.
Yes, thats a lame ass post. Yes the post has no useful information at all..but as i said, it's been kinda slow and 2 sparrows landed outside my front door, gonna call CNA and tell them to come down and report on that too.

what pisses me off... chapter 5... vol I

2008-01-21T03:53:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - So... here we are again... and as usual... i'm pissed... and although the picture above is that of a Toyota Prius ( A Hybrid car known for it's fuel efficiency and what not ), it's not the reason of why I am pissed... though i have to admit that the car itself is one of the ugliest i've ever seen and you will never catch me dead in one of those...
But this post is not about the car... no no no... it's about those ass turds that actually buy it... you know, hippies... i mean the car itself is not a cheap car... it actually costs more that most normal toyotas, suzukis or hondas out there... so why do people even buy this car?.. is it because it is very economical?... why?...
A person buys a car because it is convenient to do so... Because they have a passion for driving... So why would you buy a car that costs as much as a mid-range car even though it is a little bit more fuel efficient?...
Hippies who buy this car claim that they are saving the world in doing so... I've got another way for you to save the world hippies... take the fuckin BUS!!!... Walk or something... But do NOT!... And i repeat... DO NOT! Buy a hybrid car and claim that you are saving the world in doing so... Cos in doing so you are a hypocrite... If a person were to buy a Prius because they love the car then i do not have any objections to that cos love is blind... but if you claim that you buy a hybrid car because you believe in saving the world then you are a no-good-stinking-hippie... it's like saying that if you blow a guy up its way better than stabbing him to death because the poor guy would not be able to feel the pain... cos if you really are sorry for the guy, you would not have killed the guy in the first place...

Moral of the story: Hippies suck. And if you are one, then may you get herpes. And may you be the first person in the world to die from Herpes as well. That will be awesome. I'll definitely blog about that if that happens.

Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 03

2008-01-13T23:56:00.000+08:00

if its to small to read, double click on the picture.

Need3head Crew explores :Changi Airport Terminal 3

2008-01-12T00:15:00.000+08:00

As you all have read it in the news. Our Singapore's very own Changi International Airport has opened it's new Terminal 3 wing. And since not much has been going on lately, we decided to have a fun trip. Now for us, a fun trip requires three essential ingredients. These ingredients are listed as follows:

Location, location, location... (In this case it's Changi Airport T3)
A Camera. (A handphone camera works just as well)
Last but not least, 73kgs of I.R.BADBOYZ.

Finally we reached T3!!! Instead of taking the MRT train, the crew took the bus to experience the nostalgia of an airport visit. And just like T1 and T2, don't expect T3's bus depot level to look any different. Amazing how in more than 15 or so years, they still have not come up with a nicer outlook for their basement level. But that was not the case once we entered through the glass doors.

And as usual, I.R.BADBOYZ has to touch everything he sees inside. Like it's some kind of weird tradition or phase that he goes through. Here are some of the pictures just to show you what i meant by that.

Touch! (At Basement 2)

Touch! (*sigh*)

Touch! (He just won't stop)

Touch! (A Dog made of Lego Inside the NTUC)

Touch! (Just what it is with him and touching things...)

Overall, the new terminal was amazingly huge. And the Transit area was amazing.(Not that we got to go inside to actually look at it.) And the best part. Popeye's Chicken is back!!! Praise to whoever it is that should be praised.
And as we came near to the end of our little trip. It became apparent as to why I.R.BADBOYZ was touching everything he found interesting. And it just so happened that we caught it on video as well. Just see what happens when I.R.BADBOYZ touched the last touch on the most interesting piece in the new terminal 3. Watch the video below and behold... the power of I.R.BADBOYZ.

Yeah we know he's an idiot. But a powerful one at that.

Global Warming

2008-01-11T02:23:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Now once in while. I get serious about shit. And you know i get serious about shit when the shit that i type do not end with three dots. because the shit that I am gonna be shitting about is some really serious shit that will be affecting all the shit that's going to happen to us in our shitty future. And this shit is called Global Warming.
And it does not really have much to do with me having a problem with Global Warming. But rather it's me having a problem with idiots who truly believe that humans are responsible for it. For some reason, almost everybody in the world believes what Al Gore said is true.
FYI: Al Gore was once vice-president to U.S. President Clinton and also a once wannabe President as well. Who happened to received a prestigious Noble Prize for making the world believe that Global Warming exists.
And honestly you have to give it to him. If i was able to convince the world that I can shoot laser off the head of my penis, they'll probably give me a Nobel Prize as well.
There has been no REAL scientific study that substantiates the belief that humans are responsible for Global Warming. Just an A-hole who made a video movie about it and won a prize from it. Think about it, really think. If scientists or meteorologists ( or whatever ologists that study the environment) were able to actually calculate and deduce that we were responsible for Global Warming. Would'nt have they been able to have predicted the weather that we're gonna have in the next few days correctly and accurately?
Because I don't know about you, but watching or listening to the weather forecast is one of the most useless things that i have ever done in my whole life. So just don't believe in what you hear or see on TV. Think. Just think about it for a while.

Moral of the Story: Global Warming is happening. It's inevitable. And it's a natural phenomenon. Like Weather Seasons or the Ice Age. So stop thinking who or which shit is responsible for it and start thinking of what we are going to do about this shit.

Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 02

2008-01-10T01:08:00.000+08:00

if its to small to read, double click on the picture.

Real Life Topics On Paper - episode 01

2008-01-10T00:43:00.000+08:00

if its to small to read, double click on the picture.

New Content?

2008-01-09T17:19:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Hello NeeD3HeaDeRS! We got something new for all our fans out there. There will be few new items on the site real soon and one of them is 'Real Life Topics On Paper'. What is it all about? Well, it's a secret. You guys just have to keep your eyes on the site a little while longer. So Watch This Space!

Useless things in the world - Part Three

2008-01-07T12:36:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Okay, next on the list of useless things in the world is something very annoying and somehow people will still pass it on after reading this. Chain mails, yes its chain mails fellow need3headers. No, no, it’s not the suit of armor that blokes in England wore for combat during the medieval era. It’s the one that attempts to induce the recipient to make a number of copies of the letter/mail and then pass them on to one or more new recipients. To me chain mail is useless and has no meaningful thing behind it (well apart from its amusing story). What are people trying to accomplish by sending or creating some random message/email to their friends that they will have 7 years bad luck if they do not forward the message/email to their other friends? It is ridiculous! It is a waste of time and effort to forward something so useless and dumb. Chain mail now exists in emails, Friendster and You Tube to name a few.
Let me give a fine example of a chain mail:

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH

Good Luck!! I hope it works...

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

OK, this is what you have to do....

Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it!

Now.................Make a wish!!!!!!

I hope you made your wish! Now then, if you send to:
1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year

3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 weeks

8 people --- 1 week

9 people --- 5 days

10 people --- 3 days

12 people --- 2 days

15 people --- 1 day

20 people --- 3 hours

If you delete this after you read it... you will have 1 year of bad luck! But... if you send it 2 of your friends you will automatically have 3 years of good luck!!! :-)

Please let me tell you a little secret. You do not need to forward or send such email to your friends and family. And don’t worry because you will not have (add number of years here) of bad luck and your (add name of love one here) won’t leave you for another man/woman. I have been deleting such mails for years and I have yet to receive this “bad luck”. In fact my luck seems to be better after each deletion! If you have faith in yourself then good luck will come, naturally. Don’t be deceived by some geek behind a computer screen creating and then sending these nonsensical and annoying mails to keep him occupied and entertained. Don’t let the geek win. Please. If that won’t change your mind from sending these chain mails to other people, let me do it in a different approach. Be in mind that most of these mails have viruses in them. You people know what is a computer virus is right? Well for the Mats and Minahs out there I shall ‘educate’ you guys on computer viruses. For the Mats, computer viruses, in a nutshell, are “little” things that will delete your downloaded porn without your approval (eh Sial ah!?!). As for the Minahs, computer viruses will delete your digital pictures you taken in (add name of hangout spot here) without your approval. Well, after reading this article and you are still not convinced that you should not forward chain mails, let me tell you this:

If you send/forward anymore chain mails to your friends and family after reading this you will get a lifetime of bad luck and you will be poor for the rest of your life. But if you stop sending or forwarding such chain mails you will be blessed and mountains of (add your country’s currency here) will appear in your bank account in 3 days!

Something Crossed my mind...

2008-01-07T04:09:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - I actually did not intend to write a blog today... but something crossed my mind, one thing led to another and here I am... It's late at night and sometimes I pass the time on youtube and spell checking the errors in the blog... And as usual my stomach starts to grumble a bit and I go down to the 24hours Shop'N'Save store in my neighbourhood...
Please bear with me on this... carrying on with the story... actually there is also a 7-eleven in my neighbourhood as well but i wanted to try some other microwavable food... ( Oh My God!... 'Microwavable' is an actual word!.. ) And as i was browsing through the food at the Shop'N'Save, I started to get a lil' bit irritated by it... Cos Microwave foods kind of defeat their own freaking purpose nowadays... Cos they all seem to come with a set of instructions that are specifically designed to mess with you... Instructions like; Thaw before cooking or stir regularly during microwave process ( how? ) and other weird instructions on heat levels and time... And the Microwave Ovens are not making it any easier either... With buttons and numbers that don't make sense or are in any way compliant with the instructions given by the freaking Microwave food!!!... Instead of putting the heat setting on the knob as Low, Medium and High on the Oven... There are pictures of Chickens with one, two or three lines of smoke coming from them... What the cunt does the number of smoke have to do with the heat level of the freaking microwave... for all i know, one line means the chicken is farting, two says its starting to smell and three means it's burnt... stop trying to confuse people you stupid ass Microwave Oven and Food companies...
Take a hint from 7-eleven... Where all you freaking have to do is to see what freaking number is clearly labeled on the freaking Microwave Food ( These numbers range from 1 to 4 and are pretty obviously displayed)... And press the same freaking number on the corresponding button on the freaking Microwave Oven... wait for the timer countdown to freaking stop and you know this when the freaking bell goes freaking 'Ting' you freaking idiotic ass of an excuse of a homo sapien... And your freaking food is freaking ready to be eaten... Congrats-Your-Freaking-Lations to 7-eleven for being the only company to have ever done this...

Moral of the Story: I don't think that anybody has ever put the words 'pretty obviously displayed' together in a sentence or phrase before... and since my spellcheck seems to be okay with it I shan't bother to correct it either... but you have to admit that I pretty obviously diplayed some freaking talent for word combination there don't ya think... freakin awesome...

THe BIGGEST WHORE in the universe..chapter1(i;m expecting more)

2008-01-07T00:34:00.000+08:00

CRap_-_ Hey people, it's been awhile since i added any thing to the site and I.R.BADBOYZ is starting to go haywire with his load of hate message..yo cool down you silly goose..

Anyway, I was randomly surfing around in youtube when i came across this dude. I bet you guys can remember him, he's that turd who was stripping and dancing and prancing around on TV awhile back in his yellow underwear. No names will be mention but you may find out more from this site "www.stevenlim.net". I will strictly not refer to his name or who he is except for his yellow undies. Remember... I did not mention his name at all, so dun say i'm trying to hurl abuse at him directly, becos i have not mentioned his name at all...www.STEVENLIM.net. Remember folks, it's www.STEVENLIM.net. You may find out more from that site. I will not write on too much about him as you can you read all about it on the site www.STEVENLIM.net
Apparently, this whore thinks he's the most handsome dude in the world. I can safely say now that Singapore is not entirely free from delusional people yet. Hey whore, if you really wanted to be so freaking famous, why not start some weird opposition party called WRUS(whores are us), instead of scaring the crap out of innocent people who walk by you or just want to watch a decent show on TV. Its a wonder why no one has locked this little turd crap whore in some dark damp cell somewhere under Bukit Timah Hill and set up explosives around his cell so that no one can attempt to free him, not like that would ever happen. I am still severely traumatised after reading stuff on that website. If you think you see a lot of crap whenever u look into your toilet bowl after taking a nice poo, think again..that's site even more full of it. I have no idea why anyone with anything resembling a brain would actually do the crap he comes up with...i used to think i was full of crap but i have been greatly humbled.
Ok now..this dude also apparently has an issue with Xiaxue..some blogger girl who's very famous but i have apparently no idea who she is(actually i do, just dun wanna raise her ego too much..is all). On Youtube there's a video of them on some channel 8 variety show where they sort of had a "debate" and he even made a video to sort of insult this girl.I'm not a big fan of Xiaxue either, cos i dun really know who she is, but man..if u wanna insult someone,pls dun make it end up like u're the retard insulting yourself with stupid lines like..quoting from video."Xiaxue, you're dusty." or my personal fav"Xiaxue, u sucks , u sucks u sucks u sucks." Lame i say..very lame..be more imaginative and be sure you learn more about the English language before you try anything similar again, such a disgrace to human society. Yo yellow undies whore, quit picking on lil girls and stop the stupid crap blogs on u and her in your "adventure" series..seriously..you wanna start something..come pick on the need3head crew..i'm waiting...we're waiting! You have just managed to piss me off..well done u turd.

ANd on yeah..in case u're wondering what that pic up there is about..i have no idea.. but as u can see i have directly mentioned his name at all, so no direct insults were made to the yellow undies whore piece of turd pig. I could be referring to anything, whether fictional or non-fictional ..however, remember to visit www.STEVENLIM.net..And to those folks who are suicidal or hate life and you could never find a reason to kill yourself before...here's one..www.STEVENLIM.net

what pisses me off... chapter 4... vol I

2008-01-06T04:44:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Sigh... I seem to be pissing off a lot lately... a minor side effect to keeping myself well hydrated... but that's beside the point...
As you can see above is a picture of a man... not just any man... he's a legend, a doctor and most of all the biggest asswipe in the entire world... for people outside of Singapore who do not know him... He is the infamous Dr Chee Soon Juan of Singapore... And the reason I do not trust doctors who have graduated from the University of Georgia... This man is a member of one of our country's political party namely SDP (i think it stands for Sucking Dicks & Penises i think... i'm not too sure... just could not be bothered to research into it...)
People wonder why Singapore does not support their opposition parties... well, with oppostion political party leaders like the above mentioned, how can you expect us to do so... and it's not that i'm a fan of PAP... let's just focus on the dick stick doctor for the moment... but that does not mean that PAP is safe from my wrath... they are safe for now...
To save some space and time i shall call him Dr CSJ(sound's kinda like an STD does'nt it)... Dr CSJ is convinced that our current government is taking away our freedom and rights and what not... He quotes examples like the time he was arrested for holding a demonstration outside of Istana(where our President lives)... and he claims that it was not fair as he had applied for a permit/license to have that demonstration(which was of course denied)... how 'unreasonable' the government must be to deny him to conduct a rally outside the President's house... maybe next time he should try to conduct a rally inside a military installation... he might have a better chance to obtain a permit there... what an imbecile...
Honestly Dr CSJ... it's fine that you want to fight for the people... if i were to have a conversation with him here's how it would definitely go:

I.R.BADBOYZ: Hey Dr Chee... So Chee-boy... what's up?
Dr CSJ: We have to stop the PAP! They are taking away our rights! We have no Freedom!
I.R.BADBOYZ: Umm... oooookay... so..... what do you want us to do?
Dr CSJ: Vote for me! Vote for SDP! Stop the PAP!
I.R.BADBOYZ: ....okay.... so what will you do if you come to power?
Dr CSJ: We will get rid of the PAP! No more PAP!
I.R.BADBOYZ: let me rephrase the question 'doctor'... what kind of policies will you implement if you were to come to power?
Dr CSJ: Huh?... No more PAP! They will be gone!
I.R.BADBOYZ: So then what?
Dr CSJ: We will have Freedom! PAP will be gone!
I.R.BADBOYZ: Are you an idiot?
Dr CSJ: Umm... Vote for me?
I.R.BADBOYZ: Huh... what?... Hang on... WHAT IS YOUR NAME?...
Dr CSJ: Vote for SDP?...
I.R.BADBOYZ: Oh my god... he's a Retard...

Moral of the Story: If you want to get a PHD easily, all you have to do is to go to the University of Georgia in the United States... Because if a stupid retard like him can become a doctor... i don't see why anybody else can't... And the next time you see a doctor please do check that they did not graduate from that institution... don't say i did not warn you... and the next time you guys see him doing anything stupid on the street... do us all a favour and pee on him or something... and dont worry... i dont think the police will catch you for that... especially not after what Dr CSG has put our men in blue through all these years...

Useless things in the world - Part Two

2008-01-03T18:04:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Okay for today's useless thing in the world, it is something really, really annoying. You have seen these shiny little buggers before. They usually hangout at the MRT underground stations like Raffles Place and such. They provide us with "comfort" while we wait for the train to arrive. Well, I'm not talking about the normal proper benches but the new shiny 'slip and slide' benches.

First thing first, it does look stylish and shiny. I believe it is made of aluminium or something and with the station's air-conditioning, it makes the surface of the bench cold. ICE COLD!!! That is not the only thing, the bench also have a smooth surface. It is so smooth you can slide off the darn thing just as you sit on it. It is more like a slide found in children's' playground than a bench for my liking. All of the money we spend on riding the train and this is what we get? Amazing isn't it? There was this one time on my way home from work, where I saw an old lady trying her best to keep her footing just to sit on the shiny bench. It was amusing to watch at first, but after seeing her struggling to sit on it, it kind of felt like a sick joke.

Who does SMRT think they are? Do they think these shiny benches are some fun idea of a joke? You know what will be a joke? A SMRT Train getting knocked off its tracks by an archer. If that happens, then we can call it even.

369 Warriors?

2008-01-03T15:16:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - (I made a little poem... or rhyme or whatever you call it... just sing it as you would sing 'This Old Man')

These three mats
They Act Tough
I knew better
And Called Their Bluff

So I Bitch Slapped
Jacked their Backs
Stuffed it with a Bone
These Three Mats
Went Crying Home...

Just what the hell is wrong with Singapore today... You know we're screwed when we have dumbass gangsters 'advertising' themselves on YouTube... I don't mean no disrespect... but A Bitch named Susan could beat up those three stooges... It's embarrassing that when girls walk home late at night that they are more scared of the Apeks loitering about than the Gangsters that inhabit the damn island... and it's all thanks to this video... Great Job there you three useless ass turds... reminds me of an old Malay saying... "Kecik Kecik Tanak Mampos, Sudah Besar Susahkan Orang" ( Excuse my Malay... I was never really good at it anyways... ) the meaning behind it is that When these buggers were young, they refused to die and as they have grown old, they became a burden to our society...
And for our infamous Singapore gang 369... i believe that only way for you guys to redeem your gangs reputation is to find these guys... and do what you got to do... Peace Out...

Useless things in the world - Part One

2008-01-02T10:46:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Well it is about time for me to write something for the new year. And what better thing to write about something so useless and redundant in our world today. Be in mind all the things I'm going to write in this article is final. So your job is to read and then comment. You may agree or disagree the things I am going to say but the bottom line is, it is just my point of view on useless and redundant things in the world today, nothing more and nothing less.

With the introduction out of the way, on with the useless thing in my mind today. The useless thing in my mind today is Singapore's Speakers' Corner. When is the last time you've been at Hong Lim Park and actually see somebody speak their lungs out about things they are pissed or glad about. Speakers'Corner was established by the government on September 1, 2000, at Hong Lim Park. The small park is notable for the presence of a large nearby police station. The Speakers' Corner was established owing to dissatisfaction amongst Singaporeans who have few or no venues to air their public opinions. Only Singaporean citizens who have registered with the police at the police station are allowed to speak. Speeches are subject to national laws, for example, racial and religious issues prohibited. The Corner is opened during daylight hours, from 7 am to 7 pm, every day of the year.

Initially it was a popular venue, with 400 speakers registering in the first year, by 2006 this figure was down to 26. What about 2007? It is safe to assume that there was absolutely no one went there to voice out their concerns. Why is it useless today? Well its technology my fellow need3headers (yes I have brand the people that read our articles as need3headers). Internet is the better way to voice your concern. Blogs, forums and bulletin boards are a better option than "Speakers' Corner". That's what I am doing today, to prove a point. Its less tiring and I can voice out anywhere (anywhere with a computer and Internet connection that is). Well it is now a venue for young people to play soccer and sports. Singapore Speakers' Corner is so useless and redundant to voice out your opinions; unless your 50 cent, Justin Timberlake and Timberland because their tired of using technology.

'Cock' stories

2008-01-02T00:16:00.000+08:00

CRap_-_ Ok guys..I'll be having a series of 'cock' stories occasionally. I'll like to thank my fren who has been giving me the inspiration for this series of "true life genuine information".
I have been having what they call a writer's block recently, until i met him again. He's really a nice guy, really! So all you female single readers out there who are interested may try to bribe me for his number, he's the best bf u can ever get.I'm being honest when i say this, no sarcasm watsoever. Please send me a personal message if u wish to meet him.
Ok enough blabbering..on to the main topic..
I have just been told that you can "shoot down" an mrt train with an arrow! Its true, the source i heard it from swears by it. Apparently, his brother , who's in archery club or something actually shot an arrow at an mrt and it sorta fell off! If i;m not mistaken, he managed to take down the train from quite a distance, at least a few hundred metres. And if you also suspected that the govt was covering up major incidences, this would be a great example becos i believe it was never reported in the media at all. No one has heard abt it either. Its so believeable aint it. I am thinking of writing to mindef to get this great archer and make him the lead trainer of archery in the army. Think of it..we won;t have to carry stupid M-16s or Sar21s anymore..just a bow and arrow and u can take down something as huge as an mrt train. Why with even more training, we may get a bunch of elite archers that can shoot down fighter jets! Watch Out u legendary Agincourt bowmen .. we singaporean archers are gonna kick ur butts WOOT! And imagine the amount of money we can save just by getting arrows and bows instead of buying expensive guns, rockets, missiles..imagine the great savings in the military budget! woohoo!! I swear it's all true cos it's his real brother who shot down the mrt train .
But however, i sorta forsee a slight problem with this great weapon. Since it can take down an mrt train, terrorist might want to steal this amazing bow and arrow and use it as a Weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION(WMD). We will have to safeguard our discovery and build a giant metal shield that covers our land to prevent it from falling into the wrongs hands, becos with great power comes greater responsibility. It will be our duty to make sure it stays with us.
However even with this down point, i can tell that there is much potential in this amazing discovery and our nation can be the next super power in the world!

Ok that's it for now..be sure to look out for more amazing 'cock' stories contributed from time to time by my great informant.

All views in this posts are of my own except for the base storyline that was supplied to me thru sources that wish to remaind anonymous. Any references to person or persons is purely coincidental and totally fictional except for the source which i get my inspiration from. Please do not sue me as i have no money and making me a bankrupt is a waste of time.If you find anything i write offensive, pls do not come to the site anymore, you were not forced to read anything i post and were stupid enough to stumble upon the site..TOO BAD.No animals were harmed while this post was typed cept for the stupid mosquito that was buzzing around.

Resolutions... from the Need3head crew

2008-01-01T01:02:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - There are a few reasons why I am at home right now not celebrating the new year... With the reasons being:-
1) ReD_eYe went AWOL on me and went to celebrate the new year with some bugger who was offering him free booze or something...
2) My Flu has gotten so bad that my head hurts like hell. And to be honest I was actually planning to bail on Red_eYe but the jerk-off actually beat me to it...

I honestly have never been a big fan of celebrating the new year... Cos it just reminds me of the fact that I ave wasted yet another year doing absolutely nothing really productive... and honestly i don't care much for 2008 but I would like to set some new years resolutions that I will most definitely never be able to accomplish... why do I do that you ask?... well... it kind of puts things into perspective for myself... So without further a due, here are my resolutions for this year:-

To host the BBC top motoring show 'Top Gear'. ( This is actually a real goal of mine )
To enter in the F1 Grand Prix. ( Any team will do really... i just want to crash an F1 car to see how it will feel like )
To pull off an elaborate heist on Singapore's up and coming Casino. ( Although I might have to push this resolution next year because I don't think they can finish it by this year)
To commit more crimes and get away with it. ( You should have seen the amount of rubbish I threw all over the place last year... You'll never catch me you incompetent environment officers... Nyaaaaaaaah!!!! )
To find Taufik Batisah and spray his foundation wearing face with Mace. (although I have yet to locate a source for me to purchase the Mace that I require... so if you do know how to get some please comment on this page )

Well.... i'll leave the rest of the space of this post for Crap and ReD_eYe to write their resolutions...

Crap_-_ Well, its time for a much more serious post without the usual vulgarities and nonsense rantings. 2007 has passed, finally.. I'm not gonna say it had been a horrible year but me and 2007 sorta got off on a wrong start(i was at the countdown party last year and only managed to get a freaking cab at 4am..even though i tried calling to book..the booking cab came at 4am.. AMAZING) 2007 has been quite interesting. I would call it the year of extremes for me. EXtremely bad and ExTremely great at certain points. To Summarise 2007, i had fun, had some very interesting times, fell in love( I'm serious), had a load of crap fall on relationships, got drunk a few times, all in a very messed up year as i felt like i was in some kind of stupid drama serial sometimes. Let's hope 2008 has less drama , no mamas and all the good things in life i missed out last year happens now..*fingers crossed* Oh yeah, i still hate you Vegetarian Cows who refuse to eat meat, may u grow udders . AND to those of you (you know who u are~) who wanna tell me u had a bad year/bad day/bad hour/bad min/bad sec...May you go F#!% yourself you piece of turd!!! unless ur family died, u have aids,ebola, half your house got destroyed, your whole house got destroyed, car fell into the depths of the earth and melted, etc.. DO NOT TELL ME wat u have been thru, u have no fucking idea.. OH NO i cuss!! oh shit oh crap.. so much for resolutions..hahaha happy new year

* P.S. to the guy up there who likes messing my life up.. STOP IT and go find someone else to play with

ReD_eYe - A brand new year huh? Well apart from putting socks in the mouths of people that love to whine, my new year resolution is simple. Be a good person and make reasonable goals for this year. Well 2008 is a year where i have lived two lunar calender cycles and I tend to make 2008 a memorable one. Its been a great 2007. Alot of things has happened. Some things were lost and new ones were gained. At the end of the day, we should not dabble on the past but look forward to the future. We hope to make a mark in history, so we have to work hard for the future. Have a good year and to Mr I.R.BADBOYZ, sorry man I really am. But to make you feel better I did not meet him either. I went to see the fireworks instead... It was beautiful... So anyone up to watch a movie???

what pisses me off... chapter 3... vol I

2007-12-29T06:07:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - Hmm... what could be pissing off my pissing ass prick today?... hmmm.... I get a gut feeling that you'll all find out in a lil' bit...
Parents... not yours or mine... but these group of 'Parents' that believe that by having sex and giving birth to a child... it gives them the title of being 'Parents'... be it whether thier child's a bastard or not... i hate them... i detest them... and that's what makes me strong...
These so called 'Parents'... actually let's not call these people ' Parents ' ... let's call them ... ummm... 'Dipshits'... dipshits are basically what you might call the new age 'Parents'... Dipshits are people who unleash their hellspawns onto the world and as a result makes the world a much more smellier shithole to live in... and as usual... you guys have no idea right about now where i'm getting at... just be patient and read on...
Shit wads... wait... oh yeah... i meant to say... Dipshits are those who complain against shows like Tellytubbies, South Park and stuff like smoking and what not... Generally they are people who complain about anything that is anything... Dipshits have a very weird concept with regards to how they raise their kids... They don't scold, or reprimand, or hit or act in any sort of way to remind or instill in their children discipline of any kind when their children has done something wrong...
Say what now?.... sigh... let me give you an example... Say the child of Dipshits... sorry ... let me rephrase that... Say a Hellspawn of Dipshits was to run across the road and get hit by a car ( dont worry... they're hellspawns so they wont die... their limbs grow back or something... ), but intead of the Dipshits blaming themselves for not teaching their Hellspawns the proper way to cross the road... or even to actually run and prevent the act from happening... the Dipshits will blame the road, the car, the fact that there should have been a zebra crossing there, the sun glare, the police, god, me... basically they will pin the blame on something else rather than reflect the bad judgement of the little hellspawn as a result of their 'Superb' parenting techniques ...
Come one you Dipshits... Parenting does not mean that when you bring a child into this world, to just let your child go loose into the world... And it does not mean that for everything the child does wrong.. you find someone to blame for it...
Cos if you want to stop being a dipshit... and want to start being Parent instead... make sure you smack that child's head the next time he does something wrong... believe me... spare the rod and you will spoil the child... and i know that you don't want your kids to go through what you did with your parents hitting you all the time for the dipshits that you were... but remember... for turning out like the dipshits that you are only means that your parents did not hit you enough... what's the worse that can happen if you hit your child... if you get rid of one you can always make another one... and if child services come to get him then so be it.. the government will definitely do a way better job of raising your kids than you ever could...
I know i may sound a bit harsh... but that's only because i hate you dipshits so much... and if i had my way... i'd eat a hundred can of beans, create a giant mass of shit, and dip your god damn dipshit ass heads into that mutha fucker... and please excuse me for the absurd profanities... but i really hate those Dipshits... really... i do... may all you dipshits get ass cancer, go to hell, where you will burn and then finally die... and i mean that from the bottom of my heart...
Peace out...

... our first milestone...

2007-12-26T23:35:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - I know that it's not much to brag about but... it seems that our HIT counter, which was installed a day or so before has hit 50 visits... even though 25 of the HITs quite possibly came from myself, red_eye and crap... it's still a milestone nonetheless... WOOHOOO!!! We do not suck donkey balls!!!!.... If only we had installed the damn thing when we damned hell started this damn blog...
By the way... is 'Damned' a word?... cos whether or not u put the 'ed' in it, it sounds the same to me... so i guess it should be a word since my spell check seems to think it's okay... but then again... my spell check is not okay with the word 'Okay' itself... since when was 'okay' not a word... I ought to slap that bill gates rich ass face...
So before i get off topic again... let me say that i would like to thank my family and friends... and most of all god... thank you god for making this site a hit with 50 people... thank you... even though we all know that it's probably just 10 people or maybe less who keep revisiting this website, which in turn increases our HIT counter...

what merry christmas?

2007-12-25T11:35:00.000+08:00

Crap_-_ Ok firstly i'll like to thank all you guys who wished me a merry christmas. Unfortunately, there was this piece of crap who asked me "eh, why u never wish me back?". Well, thats becos wat's so merry abt this day at all?? I'm not having a merry merry time with my life, so won;t it be very hypocrital if i said merry christmas to u too..BITE ME. I mean, with all the stupid famines, natural disasters, wars, rapes, prostituition, loss of jobs, breakups, theft, murders, corruption, quarrels, poverty going on, what's exactly so darn merry to be about ? Wake up i say, open ur freaking eyes and see what's going on and you tell me..merry christmas?? ANd on yeah..a happy new year too...

P.S. I dun celebrate christmas anyway..

what pisses me of... chapter 2... vol I

2007-12-25T00:27:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - I believe everyone in Sunny Singapore is familiar with this thing called the ' TV License' ... and yet surprisingly everybody seems to be okay with it... okay with the fact that every year you have to fork out 110 bucks... but does anyone really know what it is for? where does the money go to? who actually came up with this stupid idea? Can Gurmit Singh act for shit?...
Singapore!!! Are you all familiar with the concept or the reason behind a license?... A license is there because there is a need for it to be there... for example... Why do we need a driving license? ... because it is to ensure every other driver that you know how to drive and are less of a hazard on the road as opposed to someone who does not have a license... Why do we need a liquor license?... To ensure that people who sell liquor are aware that they can only sell to to people of the right age... So why do we need a TV license?... I'm pretty sure everyone knows how to watch a TV... can't be that hard... plus all you need to get this license it to pay a sum of money... so why can't i do the same with my driver's license?... why do i have to go through all the trouble of learning how to drive?...
Some say the money is for the TV company... but they earn a lot of revenue through advertisements believe me... others say it's to pay for the maintenance of our HDB TV antenna... but should'nt that fall under HDB as well with the upkeep money given by every household... anyways almost no one uses the aerial antenna anymore now that the cable box is there and it's free to use as well... Am i the only one pissed off about this?... And why is Gurmit Singh still on the air?... why?
All i'm saying is... since what's done is done... as long as the amount stays at 110, i shall not say any more about the matter... but if it were to go up anymore i am gonna write a petition and have people sign it... and don't let me find out which idiot actually came up with the bright idea of implementing this too... for if i do.. i'll put a turd in a paper bag and light it up in front of his house... And for goodness sake will someone please take Gurmit Singh off the air... i admit he was funny when he was in Phua Chu Kang donkey years ago... but you're destroying shows with potential like 'The Noose' by casting him inside of it... that casting director must really suck... i pity the writers for the show... Cos please mr Gurmit... you are still a good Emcee... you know how to rile up a live crowd... but if you still think you're that great a comedian ( especially after crap shit shows like 'Tonight With Gurmit' or whatever his talkshow was called ), i suggest you go to hell, and the burn, and then die or something...

... singapore press...

2007-12-23T03:15:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOYZ - I am not a big fan of the press... press that print bull ass crap that is... and a good example would be Singapore's very own ' The New Paper'... ( i know the picture above refers to the electric new paper... but still... i don't think it viable to put any more effort into this article) ... There was even a point where they actually put at the side of their news papers "Singapore's No. 1 tabloid"... WHAT THE!!!... are they proud of typing bullshit?... or maybe they misunderstood the meaning of the word 'tabloid'... oh... but that's okay... considering all of the writers and journalists there supposedly have good qualifications when it comes to the English Vocabulary...

I know that we live in a country where something interesting almost never happens... but still... that should not excuse these retards from always exaggerating their stories all of the time... I still remember that there was a case in Little India about a guy carrying a knife and I had a friend of mine who was there and confirmed that it was just a small knife... but that did not stop those idiotic excuses for journalists to exaggerate the knife to become a Parang ( which is long blade knife used for cutting vegetation and people... )

I know that it is very convenient to carry 'The New Paper' around as opposed to other newspapers available... but at what price?... Every time you read it you will definitely drop down an I.Q. point... And to prove my point... just try to have an intelligent conversation with a person who carries a piece of 'The New Paper' around... just try it...

Anyways... to be fair... there are other uses for this news paper that i have listed as follow:
1) Find out soccer match scores ( for those who don't have TV or internet )
2) To find the best Massage Parlours in Singapore with "Special" services.
3) Good substitute for when you run out of toilet paper.
4) Protect your house floor from getting paint all over it when repainting your house.
5) For pet owners to pick up after their pet's dropping with.
And many other useful stuff... be creative...

Moral of the story: The New Paper is not a really good substitute for toilet paper... So to whoever is in charge of this abominable newspaper company... do us all a favour and go play in traffic...

Europeans...

2007-12-21T17:46:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Man, Europeans are people make other people suffer. I might be one of their victims. But I want to let my anger out. Thought I share with you guys. Here goes... (takes deep breath)

We welcome Europeans to our web site, we welcome Europeans, and European descent people on our country, who have the necessary intelligence and conscience, morality and ethics, to be awakened to the horror and the criminal atrocities that their people have collectively done to others over the last 500 years.

These are just some of the crimes committed by Europeans:

*****In the whole of the "Western Hemisphere ("the Americas")
70 to 100 million people were killed,
mostly using biological warfare
in the form of smallpox .

*****Massacres of people's leadership that left them without
their warrior class and without an intelligentsia
to mount a realistic way to resist
the European invasions of their lands and their continent.

*****Destruction of people's cities, libraries, education systems,
and the culture of our languages and theology.

******Theft of people's farmlands, resources, and ownership
of their continents ("North and South America").

*****Many more monstrous crimes that were savage, immoral,
and beyond what would be expected of a supposedly civilized people: rape, slavery, torture, mutilation, kidnapping, extortion, piracy, and the theft of the gold, silver, and other wealth that was in people's treasuries.

Thank you for reading my rant...

what pisses me of... chapter 1... vol I

2007-12-21T02:02:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOY - Now just take a look at this poster above... what does it have to do anything with pissing me off?... well from the title of this blog you can presume that there are a lot of things in this world that pisses my piss of my pissing ass dick...
This movie is called Dragon Wars... It's a Sci-Fi or Fantasy or whatever-you-label-it movie... and that's still okay with me and my piss... So what is it about it that pisses me off.. hmm... well... the comments that i am about to make may not necessarily be meant to diss this movie... it is to diss all movie that belong to this special movie catergory called ' Piss-Ant movies'... Movies that for some reason, go crazy on their budget with the CGI effects ( and mind you... the CGI effects in this movie rival those of that in Jurassic Park 3... which is another Piss-Ant movie itself... ) and special effects with cars and building blowing up all around... and military helicopters and what not... and after all of this lavish expenditures, the producers of these movies realise that they are left with probably 50 bucks in their budget for actors... actors that suck so much... they make the phrase ' the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck ' not a bad enough insult for them... and after watching it... i find that i have lost that precious 2 hours of my life...

Moral of the Story: There is no bloody moral here... Just don't watch Piss-Ant movies... it's less painful to die from cancer...

How to piss people off.

2007-12-21T00:00:00.000+08:00

Crap _-_ Occasionally, i'll be teaching u folks how to really piss people who annoy you off. We'll be starting with SISSY. Don't u just find it irritating when some sissy piece of crap talks to u? Well.. they say fight fire with fire, so the best way to get back at them is to be even more sissy. Try using your most girly voice, twirl your hair, flick ur hands and say shit like " OH MY GWAD, that bracelet is just fantastic, dun u think so too lil goose?"/"See how shiny my nails are? I just buffed em this morning, ain't it all cute" all this while you place ur hands on ur cheek in a most 'cute' way. Trust me it'll freak them out. If they'll still smiling and don;t seem affected at all, just tell them " HEY WAT THE F#@% is wrong with you, u piece of shit, f@!%$ng sissy!" nothing works better den a direct hostile remark sometimes.
There'll be a video on how to do this soon made by us ..so watch out for it.

The Tax(i) Ride...

2007-12-19T10:38:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - Taxi fares are up again. Commuters were unhappy of the sudden increase of the fare. Flagging down a Comfort or CityCab will cost $0.30 more at $2.80. The metered fare has also been adjusted. It will cost $0.20 per 385 metres of travel for the first 10 kilometres. This will go up to $0.20 per 330 metres for journeys beyond 10 kilometres. It will cost $0.20 for every 45 seconds of waiting time. Instead of the $2 surcharge for peak hour travel, there will now be a premium levied. It will be 35 per cent of the metered fare. And the CBD surcharge will go up from the existing $1 to $3. That's an 100% increase from the previous fare. "As oil prices increase, I think its natural the taxi fare increase as well.", said Mr James Koh an analyst; more of an anal piss in my opinion. "It is classic cause and effect.", said Cheryl Lim, 25, a taxi commuter. "It may or may not due to the oil prices. For all we know, they just want to make more money from the public.", Miss Lim added. On 18th of this month Comfort has a 20 percent decrease of taxi booking and it may get worst. Now more taxi commuters like Cheryl will use other public transport such as buses and trains. Good news for her as she can save money but bad news for bus and train commuters like me. That means I will have more people to compete in 'seat rushing'. A sport I always do when taking a bus or train during rush hour. It is fun, thrilling and if you're lucky you can get in to a fight. For many seat rusherers its bad news for them but for me, bring it on! The more the merrier! More news on 'seat rushing' soon...

Problems of the male Genitalia

2007-12-18T23:08:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOY - Now guys... look closely at these two pictures... now take some time to absorb them and tell me if you see any difference between the two... Because the unfortunate thing is that... most guys will tell you that the picture on the left has Spongebob in it whereas the picture on the right does not...
I know by now... especially for the ladies out there... all of you are wondering why, who or what the hell is this guy blabbering about now?... well let me enlighten you then... I do not know about the rest of the world... but here in Singapore... we are known as the garden city state world wide ( or so we claim )... but the same thing cant be said about the state of our toilets... especially the male ones...
Now i am not saying that all toilets are dirty... i'm referring to the toilets that do not have cleaning people running in and out every few minutes cleaning up somebody else's mess... it seems that most men in Singapore... see the toilet bowl just the same as wild animals see a tree... Because for some strange reason... the urinals that are placed conveniently outside the cubicles are not a feasible place to pee... and i can still respect that for some men are shy about showing their ding-dong to the world... but yet strangely whenever i enter almost any cubicle... you seem to find pee on almost everywhere else except inside the toilet bowl... why is that you might ask?... well the best explanation i can come up with is that some men still retain that primal instinct to mark their territory by peeing all over a said inanimate object just as a wild animal might do to a tree... and that is what the picture above there is all about...

Moral of the Story: If you have a problem peeing straight... then stick to the urinals or pee in a toilet bowl sitting down... Because the next time i see a bugger marking his territory on a toilet bowl like an animal... i'll have you bloody neutered... you damn pricks...

One Week To Christmas...

2007-12-18T15:18:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - One week to Christmas, have you done your Christmas shopping yet? For most women the answer is no. This largely due to last minute deals on Christmas Eve. One of them is Mango. No, Mango is not a fruit. At least not in this case. The Mango in question is the 'famous women apparel store'. They have a few stores island wide including in Tampines Mall and Suntec City. Many shoppers (mostly women) flock to Mango to get the best deals. As this sale is an annual event, the turnout of shoppers were overwhelming. "This is amazing! I never seen so many beautiful things in my life!",said Mr John Lim, 27. Mr Lim is not describing the clothes but the women shoppers in the outlet. "The last time I was here I met my ex-girlfriend. So today I'm finding a new one.", Mr Lim added. He wasn't the only man in search of a soul mate, there were a handful of other men there as well. (We can rule out the male 'homos', which as we all know, they shop at Mango too). I was really surprised to see many pretty ladies in the Mango outlets. So if you need a date for your company's Christmas party, you know where to find them. And the best part is, you do not have to pay any cover charge. This goes to show that beautiful girls in Singapore are crazy for cheap stuff. So Gentlemen, we have to be cheap to get their attention.

1st post..be nice

2007-12-18T14:19:00.000+08:00

CRap - Do you honestly need to be an A-hole to blog in cyberspace?? YES YOU DO. The web was created by A-holes for A-holes..so if u dun like wat u're gonna be seeing here..don;t come in and view anything..stick to your hello kitty/barbie/mylilponies websites.

this is as nice as i;ll possibly ever get.enjoy it:)

What to Expect...

2007-12-18T10:03:00.000+08:00

ReD_eYe - This blog is a space for three young men to share their views and concerns pertaining to the world today. This includes news stories, interviews, ground breaking coverage of today's current events. The goal of this blog is to provide you the most accurate and truthful stories for the masses. You can even write to us to address your concern/s and we will do our best to reply and give you the absolute truth. Need it be facts or figures that needed to be proven; we will do it for you! So watch this space for more turn of events.*

Please send your questions to need3head@yahoo.com.sg

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*Please note that the truth is just fictional. Stories, articles, interviews and ground breaking coverage is purely fictional. Anything got to do with the real people or events are purely coincidental. Answers to the viewers question should not be taken seriously and have to be taken with a pinch of salt. If you want, a pinch pepper will do, for taste. Then stir it to a boil. After thirty minutes, put in the braised chicken and chicken stock. Put it in a bowl. Garnish with parsley and serve with white wine.

Epiphanies...

2007-12-18T00:57:00.000+08:00

I.R.BADBOY - I just had an epiphany today... So I just wanted to share it with all of you... before i forget it that is... So here goes me...
It seems that in this world, there are two types of people... those who have really been in love... and those who have never been in love( no matter how much they claim to )... and for hundreds of years, people have pondered how to tell one group from the other... so all you have to do is to read this saying out loud, ( or idiom... or proverb... or whatever in god's name they call it nowadays ) " It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all ". For those people who have really been in love, they will tell you that this saying is bull crap and hope that someday you will get ass cancer and die... whereas wannabe lovers still actually believe the saying is true somewhat... and so....
Moral of the story: My Epiphanies are Awesome...

P.S. For those R-tards who do not know what an 'Epiphany' is... it means to realize something new about something else...